I, a normal person, can at least have a little fun (words from relatives and friends)
He is unremarkable, his profession is a rare make-up artist, his nickname is Karl, unfortunately he wore it out on the way to cosplay a certain killer.
But luckily, I got the ability to compensate for time travel - "Golden Finger" was disqualified from the world.
My eyes lit up and I realized that my happy life was about to come
But before that, please let me explore the charms from healthy diving, free fall and other methods.
The above are all nonsense and nonsense that I don't even know what I'm talking about. My only thoughts after time travel are: let nature take its course, and why Dazai Osamu is such a dog (annoyed)
"Today's Slaughtering Method of Mackerel" brings you the highlights of this issue:
"About the fact that I arrogantly threw away my keys and tried to snap my fingers to unlock the door, but found that I couldn't snap my fingers."
"About my peer who wanted to whistle and laugh at me but found out I couldn't whistle"
"When a bag of snacks disappears, no Osamu Dazai is innocent - by Edogawa Ranpo"
"One Dazai Osamu is a dog, but I didn't expect that I wouldn't let two Dazai Osamu off if they were dogs - by Nakahara Chuuya"
"The pens that were repurchased like crazy, the notebook that was mysteriously shredded, who was so angry that he chased two people and beat them, and who dragged them back to the detective agency for cardiac resuscitation without complaint after beating them."
For more exciting content, please look forward to the next issue of "How to Slaughter Mackerel Today" wink ~
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I don't know how to write an introduction! ! ! (Screaming)
In short, the first-person perspective [I]
Please be regarded as the fifth Karl of the peaceful and law-abiding world!
But! The character of the author is the same as the protagonist, only the skills are the same! ! !
At last! If you don't like it, don't come in! Sorry for the OOC character!
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About the fact that my friends and relatives are so stupid that I am posting this alone
Purpose: People live to redeem themselves
