How does it feel to have a beautiful pet that can accompany you in all kinds of weird ways, but also has a vicious tongue and a long tongue?
Is it happy? Or angry? Or is it shy?
I don't think it is either. It should be happy and frightened. This bird is very beautiful, docile and very kind to me.
He takes me to play and eat delicious food every day, and he is an encyclopedia, which is a life-saving straw for me, a scumbag.
I thought that it would always be obedient, but suddenly one day he became the emperor of heaven who ruled the world. Not only that, he turned into a wolf and ate up all my bones. Children were born one after another, for God's sake! What evil has happened to me! Suddenly one day, I wanted to escape from his clutches. I just wanted to have a good time outside, but who knew that he used his power to take me back.
[Bedroom] Emperor Jun threw Chang Xi on the bed, and said in a gentle and evil tone: "Xiao Xi'er, you promised to accompany me for the rest of your life, how can you break your promise?"
Chang Xi was forced to the corner of the bed by him. His smile was uglier than his cry, and he said, "I didn't break my promise. I... I just stayed in the heaven and wanted to breathe some air in the human world."
The emperor turned his head and asked, "Really?"
Seeing that he didn't believe him, Chang Xi raised his head, stamped his feet, and said, "You don't believe me, bitch! Okay! Then I'll go out and find someone else..." As soon as he finished speaking, Di Jun pulled her in for a kiss and said, "Believe me, I'm just wondering if it's time to give Yichu a younger brother or sister."
Just as Chang Xi was about to say something, Di Jun blocked his mouth and began the frenzied "torture."
Chang Xi shouted in his heart: God, please let me go! I don't look at beautiful men anymore, just give me back my cute and docile little Golden Crow!
Intention: Love in front of flowers and under moonlight