This article is expected to be uploaded to V on May 15th
Please recommend my original light novel next door "Thank you, you are in the wasteland, become a god online", the ancient gods travel through the future, pick up garbage online, the copy is at the bottom
Copywriting of this article:
I am Lin Yi, and I have traveled through time.
The bad news is: dressed as a monkey.
The good news is: this monkey lives in Huaguo Mountain.
So Shuiliandong, outside the waterfall.
The first time I saw that monkey, I just...
He hugged the monkey involved's thigh.
——
Since I am very good at flattering, Kong Kong likes me very much.
By the way, at that time he was not called Kong Kong, just the Monkey King.
Later, there was a drinking party, and suddenly an old monkey disappeared.
He traveled across the ocean to find Patriarch Bodhi to learn about immortality, while I sat on the mountain as the acting king with great pleasure.
But once he learned it, it took him seven or eight years.
The cave was occupied, and his most loyal brother, me... Was also beaten every day.
Kong Kong came back and asked me, what's wrong with you, monkey?
I thought for a long time and said, Monkey, I am so unlucky!
*
He was so angry that he avenged me, and he taught me all kinds of martial arts.
By the way, now he is not called Monkey King, but Lao Sun.
And I - was forced to become Di Liu Sun.
Knowing that this monkey would be trapped under Wuzhi Mountain for five hundred years in the future, I stalked him, learned all his spells, and even took over the affairs of the seventy-two holes——
Just waiting for him to enter, he rose up and declared himself king.
Let's play, let's make trouble, don't make fun of the monkey position.
*
Later, Kongkong finally came out from under Wuzhi Mountain.
During his pilgrimage, he took time to return to Huaguo Mountain - and found that I was the only one among the monkeys in the mountain.
I hugged his thigh and told him lies, telling him how difficult it would be to live the past five hundred years without him.
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Me, Kong Kong, I can't figure it out.
Five hundred years ago, I was high-spirited and wreaking havoc in the Heavenly Palace, living a really arrogant and unruly life.
This led to the fact that after I was imprisoned by the Buddha, my monkeys and grandchildren had no protection, and I was always bullied by the monsters around me.
This incident kept me awake most of the night, and I had to sit up and slap myself twice.
I am guilty...
Until one day, I had a few quarrels with the bald donkey and went back to Huaguo Mountain to drink.
But I found that the only remaining monkey was not at home at all.
Why are you not even sparing my only seedling?
I was anxious, I was anxious, I picked up the stick and followed the induction and chased him out.
*
Is this the pursuit of... A paradise?
Those descendants who were said to be dead all lived in houses built like stacks of arhats.
There is also a guy called a generator controlled by the powerful monkey, which emits blue light. I don't know what kind of strange monster it is.
The White Bone Demon and the Iron Fan Princess hung red cloth strips and said "Welcome" with smiles that looked like cannibalism.
The peach blossom demon was fighting with the spider demon in order to queue up to apply for the card.
As for the plaque...
I only know the words "beauty salon".
…
Good for you, Lin Yi, good for you, a slutty monkey.
Next door's original non-CP light novel copy "Thank you for the invitation, I am in the wasteland, and I can become a god online"
After the annihilation of the gods, the miasma overflowed, causing spiritual and demonic beings to become chaotic and chaotic, and the order to collapse. People with special abilities spontaneously formed a demon-killing base to protect mankind.
However, under the coercion of many monsters, human beings still faced a long period of pain.
Until the year 3043 of the Eternal Night Calendar, the legend appeared again -
After the ancient god Jiang Ran's human body was tampered with by the system, he was packaged and released into this era
At the beginning, the city was besieged by thousands of monsters. The human base struggled to support it, but reinforcements never arrived.
The savior system, which was accidentally thrown into the wrong place of birth, held its own host and made a series of sharp explosions.
At the critical moment, he saw his host frowning impatiently, "It's too noisy, please be quiet."
He just snapped his fingers lightly, and the first batch exploded. After being divided into five horses, it turned into strands of black energy and was absorbed by him.
Snap your fingers and it will break into pieces. Snap your fingers and it will break into pieces. It is even more Thanos than Thanos, even though it was done while vomiting blood under the shocked eyes of the system.
He didn't forget to turn around and steady the kind-hearted coffee shop owner who had handed him the strawberry cake before, but now his face was completely pale.
It is no exaggeration to say that the system even saw concrete fear on the face of Mo Yan, who had never known pain.
Salvation system:? ? ? This host seems to be a bit picky? ?
The ancient gods who were strangled to death in their cradle by Jiang Ran said: TDTD! :)
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It only took four short months for the Moyans to go from being arrogant about eating whoever they wanted to quickly kneeling down and making offerings to humans.
But justice from heaven, great pioneer of the times, light of mankind, Jiang Ran's journey is far from over, and as time goes by, the epic orange title above his head becomes longer and longer.
Although he doesn't admit it himself, ahem.
But who says the devil is not a god? As long as you stand on the same front, you will be mankind's forever good friend!
The Zhenxiang humans who once abandoned their faith in order to survive and are now working hard to build demon temples all over the continent said this: #
#Obviously it's a max-level boss coming out of Novice Village
#But I can't stand the boss who only wants to travel and pretend to be a noob.
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