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After experiencing countless fast-travel worlds and achieving the greatest achievement in persuading the mistress to retire, Luo Xuwan retired gloriously and made a wish:
She must have money, good looks, a good figure, and a good man to love her.
Then she transformed into the heroine of a cool novel who loves to withdraw from the industry. She has good looks and figure, but no money and is black on the Internet. In addition to her, the male protagonist of the original book is also surrounded by Bai Yueguang and his son who came to recognize their marriage.
Bai Yueguang smiled softly at Luo Xuwan and said something shocking: "I'm here to join you."
Luo Xuwan:? ? ?
System: Host rushes boldly! As long as Bai Yueguang is persuaded to quit, the male protagonist is conquered, and he comes back to fight and trample the dragon, then he will save the life of the richest man, receive hundreds of millions of property as a gift, and gain three bumper harvests in career, love, and wealth!
Luo Xuwan: She is here to provide for her old age. We don't want her to go back to her old career!
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Netizens gradually discovered that after her comeback, Luo Xuwan transformed into a melon farmer, keen on eating melons and breaking news. She suddenly transformed from a female star to a female paparazzi, and she still hit every target.
Under the live broadcast of Qiong You Tuan, Luo Xuwan pointed to the lipstick mark on the collar of the married movie star and said disapprovingly to Xiao Baihua: "CL beauty Rose is not suitable for you. Next time I suggest nude pink bean paste."
Live audience:! ! !
Under the live broadcast of "Future Star", Luo Xuwan uniformed the frightened white horse and smiled at the top angel who fell to the ground with black eyes. "You may not necessarily meet a princess while riding a white horse, and you may also encounter a man on horseback."
Live audience:! ! !
The manager felt that his artist was taking jujube pills, so Luo Xuwan also let himself go and broke the news, just waiting to save the richest man and get his billions of wealth.
However, she gradually discovered that not only was she becoming more and more popular, but the richest man was also willing to marry him with hundreds of millions of dollars in wealth?
After going round and round, she still realized her wish to retire?
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Mu Hanxiao knew very early that he was in the world of books, where everyone loved him, and he was the richest man in the world, and he was the darling of the world.
The only thing that dissatisfied him was that he would become the tool for the emotional development of the male and female protagonists in the original book, take over the mistress and become a father.
Mu Hanxiao: Which mentally retarded author wrote a book with his feet?
Boys should protect themselves when they go out, let alone him.
So he made up his mind to lock up his love and build a wealth empire.
Until he met Luo Xuwan.
He wasn't so sure anymore.
*Advance collection of "I, the only human being, a weak national treasure"
Panda keeper Ruan Zhu traveled through time.
Traveling into a different world where technological innovation and green plant ecology are flying together, and black and white furry national treasure pandas are everywhere, it has become——
The only weak human being in the Panda Kingdom?
The appearance of Ruan Zhu set off a storm in the Panda Kingdom and shocked the whole country.
Panda people have written petitions one after another, pleading to list Ruan bamboo as a national treasure and to devote all the efforts of the people to raising it properly.
It is said that the pandas were too enthusiastic that day. After they left, the ground was covered with sharp claw marks, sank three inches, and gravel flew everywhere.
Ruan Zhu was shocked, is there such a good thing coming from heaven? ? ?
Ruan Zhu has since lived a luxurious and luxurious life as a national treasure raised by pandas——
Pandas: "Her skin is too delicate. She needs 20 eiderdown quilts and a full set of velvet bedding!"
Ruan Zhu: ... Two or twenty beds? ! Hold, hold your claws!
Pandas: "She is too young and eats too little. Let's have one meal every hour for the time being!"
There are buckets of milk that Ruan Zhu can jump in to take a bath, bamboo shoot cakes that are taller than her, bamboo shoot biscuits, bamboo shoot steamed buns, apples, bananas, grapes, carrots that have mutated hundreds of times in size...
Ruan Zhu: ... Feeding pigs! The pig looks ridiculous!
Pandas: "She lives alone in a small house of 1,000 square meters and sleeps on a small bed of 100 square meters. She must be lonely, right?"
Ruan Zhu: What kind of magical retirement life is this? She can still borrow another five hundred years from heaven!
Until later——
The first leader of the Panda Kingdom came to her, transformed into a handsome young man, and gently but firmly peeled off her silk dress.
Ruan Zhu: What, what are you doing! I, the only human being, a weak national treasure, do my job but not my body!
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Purpose: Good people have a peaceful life
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