Early works
[The copy of the advance collection of "Did Tutu lose his horse today" is at the bottom]
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Copywriting of this article:
An upright mermaid who only wants to make money and support her family is attacked by a person who appears to be a decent gentleman and lures a fish home.
He Lin, a wood-type superpower, stepped on the air and fell off a cliff. He then traveled back to the interstellar era as a half-dead mermaid abandoned in a garbage dump. He was picked up by a poor but handsome man and took him home.
He Lin looked at his benefactor's handsome face and ripped clothes and his face felt hot. He just had no money. He made money to support his family, and his benefactor was responsible for being as beautiful as a flower!
The fruits and vegetables grown here are technologically advanced but cannot be eaten due to contaminated soil. He Lin waved his hand and said it was all trivial.
What can be more profitable than a hot pot restaurant? No!
So He Lin took the newly acquired system and started his cheating journey.
At first, no one was optimistic about He Lin. What would a mermaid do if she couldn't take care of her husband and raise children at home and open a shop? Do you still dare to sell vegetables? Don't go and eat. Don't go and eat!
Later, there were spicy hot pots that could cure insomnia, tomato hot pots that could beautify the skin, mushroom soup pots that could cure mental disorders...
Hot pot restaurants are so crowded that people have to queue for a month if they want to eat hot pot. Although hot pot restaurants are expensive, no one dares to say anything bad about them.
Except for the reason why hot pot has unique effects, all those who dared to make noises were beaten down by the owner of the hot pot restaurant - the seemingly weak mermaid.
People just watched helplessly as the mermaid with an imposing figure of 2.8 Meters and a tail and a strong man in one second stood obediently next to the God of War who was said to be mentally damaged and hemiplegic. His tone was shy: They were the ones who made the move first...
Jiang Hanzhou touched the mermaid's head and said gently: I saw it.
After one person and one fish entered the hotpot restaurant, many of the strong men who had been knocked to the ground by the mermaid were kidnapped one by one, and their lives were uncertain...
*Attack perspective:
Jiang Hanzhou, known as the God of War, fell to the garbage planet during a mission because his mecha was disabled.
On the second day on the garbage star, Jiang Hanzhou picked up a mermaid.
The mermaid is very good-looking but a bit silly. She also said that she would take care of herself in the future.
Can Jiang Hanzhou let go of such a good opportunity? He immediately threw the new clothes sent by his subordinates under the bed and started pretending to be poor.
1V1+HE
* Attack not disabled, not disabled~
*There are some personal details about the mermaid~
*Barren! No children! No children!
*There will be no sub-CP in the main text
*Everything about the effects of food is made up, please don't get too particular about it.
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Copywriting of "Did the Rabbit Lose Its Horse Today":
The soft and waxy rabbit demon is attacked by X without being a human being.
The little rabbit demon Ruan Qin, who had finally cultivated into a human form, went down the mountain wearing a vest despite his master's numerous instructions.
Ruan Qin, the little rabbit demon wearing a waistcoat, is thinking about his happy days in the human society where he will eat well and drink spicy food. The sausages in the human society are delicious, the games in the human society are fun, and the clothes in the human society are good-looking...
But I didn't want to be forced to dismount on the first day down the mountain.
The delicious sausages turned into bland carrots, the fun games turned into endless homework, and the nice clothes turned into ugly school uniforms.
And the culprit of all this is his human deskmate!
Humans take advantage of the little rabbit and bully it before it even learns to speak!
Ruan Qin glared with red eyes, but his head was rubbed. The boy's voice was low: "Be good, after you finish writing this question, I will take you to buy something delicious."
Ruan Qin: Okay, okay, it's all for the sake of food!
Looking at the dialog box above the little rabbit's head, Song Ling raised the corners of her lips happily. The little rabbit was really easy to coax.
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