"Zhu Xiaozhu! If you don't get up, I'll send you to the slaughterhouse!" A loud roar broke the silence of dawn, startling the crows on the tree to fly past the window with an ellipsis, not forgetting to poop that had accumulated overnight
Zhu Xiaozhu rubbed his eyes, grabbed the alarm clock skillfully, held it against the crow's nest, and looked at the alarm clock in a daze. "It's only six forty. What's it called? It shocked people's sweet dreams." "Yeah? No, why is the hour hand longer than the minute hand? Ah? No! It's wrong! It's... Half past eight!"
Zhu Xiaozhu hurriedly searched for plain clothes, and did not forget to complain, "Mom, why didn't you call me earlier? I was late... Really, you will be punished for being late. I don't feel sorry for your daughter at all."
Zhu Xiaozhu's mother and the author fainted together... A piece of tofu fell on her forehead
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