Question: Who is the leader of Heaven?
Answer: It's Mu Yunqi.
She can blackmail Laojun's elixir, blind Erlang's heavenly eye, hide the king's magic weapon, and start the Yao Chi's celebration. When she left, even the Jade Emperor couldn't help shouting for relief and held a banquet for seven days!
Question: Who is the most unreliable god in heaven?
Answer: It's still Mu Yunqi.
As a Yue Lao, the marriage threads were messed up by sleeping tricks, and the marriage book was all messed up. I had no choice but to go down and ruthlessly break up the mismatched couples in person.
Are you trying to make a big deal out of PUA? Easy to handle!
My aunt will set up a fairy pig-killing plate for you~
Do you have no self-esteem by being a licking dog? It's easy to handle!
My aunt will hold you up to the sky and make the garden full of spring scenery~
Star chaser goes crazy? Better to do!
My aunt will make your dream of personal dating come true~
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All "unequal love" are diseases. If you are sick, you need to be cured. Watch this fairy rejuvenate and remove the stitches one by one~
What (???.???)????
Are there still patients who are uncooperative?
Let me see who is the last pair to split?
What a coincidence, it's me (?_?)
"I said, Boss Liang, don't you know that Yue Lao can't fall in love?"
"You mean the marriage book? I changed it."
"... You are amazing."
Who can tell the gods how to cure this lovesickness in the world?
Purpose: We must establish a correct view of marriage and love! (^O^)y
