The Paper Man Wants to Fall in Love with Me

End of text Congratulations, you downloaded the "Paper Love" APP. I heard you are papersexual? Our APP will help you find your favorite paper person. If you are satisfied with our service, please give us a five-star rating~ Story 1: The painter who is cold on the outside and hot on the inside × Gong, a senior from the gentle fishing department When his family asked him about his relationship status for the nth time, the cartoonist picked up a character he drew and said coldly: "I am a papersexual and he is my wife." The enemy's family sent him on a blind date. By coincidence, the person he went on a blind date with was his crush who had gone abroad a few years ago and was also the prototype of his character. At the beginning of the blind date, the other party didn't notice anything strange, and just looked at him gently with those eyes. However, when his secret was exposed, there was a hint of jest in the senior's eyes: "Junior, they all say that I look like the paper man you like? Then how do you feel when you see me again?" "..." Story 2: Society fears the author's attack × the devil incarnation suffers The author had a headache. The protagonist of his first novel actually ran out of the book. Although he admits that this one is his favorite among all the protagonists in history, he doesn't want anyone to disrupt the rhythm of his life. He wanted to ask, when will you go back? The young man sitting on the sofa smiled shamelessly: "Tsk, since you created me, shouldn't you be responsible?" Story Three: Salted Fish Attack × Juan Wang Shou The social animal looked at his new love game and decided to uninstall it - his new wife actually had a prototype, and the prototype was his boss. It was really intolerable. My wife can be made of paper or pure cotton... But she can't be a carbon-based three-dimensional creature, let alone my boss! "Really, don't you like me?" His usually cold eyes showed a bit of frustration. "..." Never waver! It must be a temptation given by capitalists who want 996 for themselves. Story 4: Fake gangster, true innocence attack × Shirakiri Black Siren Shou The retired e-sports player looked at the new character he controlled with the keyboard. The feel and skills made him burst into tears, wishing he could meet him when he was in competition. Excited, he announced on the spot that this was his new wife. But the next second, in the toilet, he bumped into those blue eyes like the sea. "I heard that you summoned me, that's why I appeared here. You want me... To be your wife?" "..." No, I didn't, I was just having fun. Story 5: Sunny and cheerful male x yandere and blackened paper man The male college student who just entered the university knew that he had a mission to find his virtual lover who came to reality. He must know that person is by his side, because every night there will be a pair of unknown hands touching his cheeks, seeming to be whispering something. After many days of observation, he stopped a certain classmate who had been following him. "I found you." "Ha..." The gloomy and delicate face quietly raised, revealing a strange smile, "Now that you have found it, you are never allowed to leave me behind." "We will be together forever..." Note: 1. Unit text, the protagonist of each unit is different. 2. Shou may not always be paper people, they may also be prototypes of paper people. A person may not necessarily be a true sexual lover, but he must be greedy for the body. 3. Do not necessarily write in the order of copywriting It doesn't follow logic and is a brainless unit drama. Recommended article by gay friends: I devoted myself to saving the beautiful boss and became the Lord of Nightmares [Infinite] The copy is as follows: The dialectical syllogism is as follows: Major premise: Anything that asserts its own authenticity should be doubted. Minor premise: "The world is real" - this is what the world tells you. Conclusion: The reality of the world is questionable. Congratulations! E-level dungeon NPC Meng Shanchuan, you have awakened as a player. Welcome to the nightmare space. You will fight and compete in infinite nightmare copies in order to become the winner of this competition and go to the real reality. * Meng Shanchuan was originally the lowest level NPC who was killed repeatedly at the beginning of the novice copy. He had no initial skills and no dazzling talents. Everyone was not optimistic about him. Later they realized that any greatness is born from dust. And this nightmare space-time that makes countless people tremble and fear has lost its horror and coldness, and welcomes the birth of the Lord of Nightmares. * "He has awakened millions of people and made everyone escape from nightmares. He must be a saint." His followers said. "I just want a princess worthy of me." Meng Shanchuan said. The beautiful boss he had been chasing in the nightmare copy climbed up to his neck and blew on him. "You don't need to be worthy of me, we are the same kind." "Beauty is always right." - This is what your heart tells you. Without any premises, the conclusion is established. The gloomy high-energy loyal dog player is attacked by the paranoid boss with x thorny wild rose Intention: Only by accepting reality and being down-to-earth can we grasp the future