I Just Wanted to Be a Salted Fish and Was Forced to Enter the World of Magic

My name is Xiao Caiji, but please call me A Xing (because Xiaocaiji (Xiao Caiji) is ugly). I am an "ordinary" student in China. He likes to make talismans (especially hair growth talismans, baldness talismans, constipation talismans, refreshment talismans, etc. (Seems to be getting weirder and weirder). There are two (self-proclaimed) brothers of two young talents in the metaphysical world, and a bunch of "affable" bitches. With the blessing of a "beautiful" family atmosphere and "not much at all" tasks, Ah Xing (Xiao Caiji) resolutely went to the island country next door to study abroad, and since then lived a "normal (salt) and normal (fish)" youthful campus life. Until... Encountering more and more strange "people" and "things"? A pink-haired classmate with a very nice figure suddenly tore off his clothes in broad daylight A white-haired man with eye patches who claims to be a teacher with an outrageous height and an even more outrageous personality. The life-winning sea urchin head that comes with so many cute things There is also a nail sister with a super good figure who can post it Of course, except for some small episodes... I accidentally made a certain uncle fart, and the fragrance filled the air Or work with the teacher to help some elderly people change their hairstyle (baldness) … Ah Xing, who is "fighting monsters" with his friends:... Why do I feel busier?#(艹艹) Affiliated skills: Tai Chi, Qi Men, Gu Po... I know a little bit of it. "There is no way you can avoid getting stabbed in the world. If you want to avoid getting stabbed, you have to learn more tricks." Reading instructions: I'm a newbie, and my writing style is that of a primary school student. Please bear with me. Too many private settings, confusing plot/timeline CP has not been determined yet, whoever writes it counts? Intention: I want to be a salted fish, but I can't. Therefore, in life, you should fight. As long as you can't die, fight to the death!