Lin Wujinpen washed his hands for many years, and in order to repay his favor, he traveled back a thousand years to kill a demon.
The demon ghost from thousands of years ago was not the demon king who shook things up while talking and laughing. He was weak and helpless... And then he viciously plotted against Lin Wu.
Lin Wu's boat capsized in the ditch, his strength declined to the stage of Qi training, and he unintentionally swallowed the poison of living and dying with monsters and ghosts, and his future was bleak.
Before dying, the demon ghost fed the same fate Gu to the last woman who chased him with the thought of dying together, and he survived.
The woman cursed and revived him, gave him medicine, and fended off the pursuers behind him. For the first time, he was not alone.
He thought that after the poison was removed, he would kill this woman as soon as possible, so that the warmth could be kept forever.
Lin Wu: "What are you looking at? Go grill the fish!"
The demon ghost silently got up and killed the fish to make a fire. He was obedient and obedient, trying his best to act like a pitiful little boy.
The two walked together, getting along harmoniously and tenderly.
As soon as the poison was released, the swords faced each other.
Lin Wu: "Fuck!"
What a sinister and sinister demon, he has practiced secretly so quickly that he can no longer be beaten to death!
The sword was placed in front of Lin Wu. The demon did not stab him, but stared at Lin Wu with his bright red eyes: "Marry me, and I won't kill you."
Lin Wu:?
Lin Wu: "Deal."
Thirty-six strategies, the best strategy is to be stubborn.
On the day of their wedding, Lin Wu failed in another assassination attempt. Dressed in red, he jumped off a tall building and a brilliant flower bloomed in the demon's dark eyes.
After escaping, Lin Wu returned to his original time and space to be happy and happy. He thought his mission had failed, but he couldn't find any trace of the demon again.
It is said that thousands of years ago, after the demon king saw the death of his Taoist companion, his demon power lost control and became possessed. He was bitten by thousands of demons and died, and the sky was full of blood.
The Demon King no longer exists and the mission is accomplished.
Is the demon king with the power to destroy heaven and earth just like this... Dead...
PS: he! He! He! (Say important things three times)
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Empty streets, dense primeval forests, depleted energy... Ji Jiuxiao always thought that he was living in the doomsday wasteland era.
Until one day, a spaceship landed.
Ji Jiuxiao: I am the doomsday, and you are cybernetic?
Ji Jiuxiao went to the interstellar rescue station as a lost orphan, and was spotted by a talent scout, turning into an eighteen-line vase with empty beauty.
Half a year later, a certain director had a sudden idea and made a variety show to prepare for the military academy exam, but no one liked it because he was too crazy.
"Are you sick? Can you get into the military academy casually?"
"In the entertainment industry, don't take advantage of the popularity of the military academy. You still have to take advantage of it if you don't have anything to do with it."
"Which unlucky artist dares to take this kind of job, it would be strange if he doesn't get laughed to death."
Ji·Unlucky Artist·Poor Gui·Jiuxiao accepted it because... They gave too much!
The variety show was broadcast live, and as the artists walked into the examination room, the Internet was ridiculed, speculating on how poor the results of the stupid artists could be.
Three days later, the results were announced, and Dudu Ji Jiuxiao was on the list, causing an uproar across the Internet.
Audience:?
Audience: We are all fun-loving people, how did you really pass the exam?
Audience: I won't tell who broke the defense.
Ji Jiuxiao faced the camera with an innocent face: Is this the extent? I thought it was difficult.
That night, the 18-line vase became popular, and countless people reported the shady story, questioned the script, and begged for secrets...
Amidst the bloody storm, Ji Jiuxiao packed up his things and strode into the military academy.
As Ji Jiuxiao's appearances decreased and he stopped filming, his attention continued to decrease, making fans anxious.
Unexpectedly, during the joint military training exercise, Ji Jiuxiao once again hit the internet.
In the camera, the military cadets are full of enthusiasm, fighting fiercely and full of energy.
When the camera panned to Ji Jiuxiao, she was peacefully turning the pages of a book called "An Actor's Self-cultivation".
Audience:…
News headlines of the day:
#surprise! A certain military cadet secretly read this kind of book at the drill site! #
#The acting book that military academy students secretly read, do you know what it is? #
Later, Ji Jiuxiao fought his way through the mecha and fought a beautiful comeback.
When facing the interview, she had a deep expression: My dream is to continue to be a vase.
Going to school is really hard, and it is not as easy to make money as a vase, but no one told her that she would have to lose money if she dropped out of the military school!
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In the interstellar age, human beings have awakened their spiritual power and can pilot mechas to resist foreign enemies, and diseases of mental breakdown have also appeared.
With the development of the times, human mental power has been divided into two types. One type is aggressive and can control mechas, and the other type can provide psychological counseling and alleviate mental breakdown.
Ji Jiuxiao is the latter, so she entered the entertainment industry and used film and television to immerse herself in relieving mental stress. However, the effect was limited, so she was reduced to a vase.
Everyone knows the truth, but why is Ji Jiuxiao so aggressive despite being a healer?
Military fans looked at Ji Jiuxiao, who was driving a mecha and killing people, and asked: In the entertainment industry, do you call this a vase?
Note: The main part is about the military academy, with a small part interspersed with filming footage.
Intention: insist on being yourself
Reader comments
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Yeah, this episode is so fun
"I took her to drink the soothing soup, and then sent her back to her room to rest. Before closing the door, I looked at her several times uneasily." This is a big bug for the author~
"Young and Gently" caught the author a big bug ~
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I found out that this book has been updated. It feels so good. Is it Xiao Jing's goodwill in the elevator? But it feels like Xiaobian didn't get it at all. Now Xiao Bian still thinks of himself as a straight man. He was kissed by his terrible boss (?) In the morning. Xiao Bian still hasn't thought that they are a couple now (?)
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I feel like they are very complete, very happy, and feel warm in their hearts.
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Did the author not include a paragraph of commentary?
It said it would resume updates on August 16th, but there was no update today.
Do I have a full subscription? It's been a long time since I've read such an enjoyable fairy tale novel (if I count it as a fairy tale novel). In short, the author's writing is very good [dog head]
Yeah, this episode is so fun
"I took her to drink the soothing soup, and then sent her back to her room to rest. Before closing the door, I looked at her several times uneasily." This is a big bug for the author~
"Young and Gently" caught the author a big bug ~ young
I found out that this book has been updated. It feels so good. Is it Xiao Jing's goodwill in the elevator? But it feels like Xiaobian didn't get it at all. Now Xiao Bian still thinks of himself as a straight man. He was kissed by his terrible boss (?) In the morning. Xiao Bian still hasn't thought that they are a couple now (?)
[Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it
I feel like they are very complete, very happy, and feel warm in their hearts.
This line is really cool!
Did the author not include a paragraph of commentary?
It said it would resume updates on August 16th, but there was no update today.