An Biezhi has been in love with Zhuang He for ten years. From the time he debuted at a young age, to now he has become famous. He works hard every day on his trumpet and makes rainbow farts in his comments section to propose marriage passionately. He is a well-known dream boy among the fans.
Until he finally saw the person he had liked for ten years up close, he mustered up the courage to step forward, his face flushed: "Zhuang He, I like you..."
Zhuang He looked at him from head to toe and said, "You also want to fall in love with me?"
In the evening, An Biezhi angrily sent a message to her friends: I lost my fandom!
Friend:?
An Biezhi: I didn't expect him to be such a casual person! I'm going to stomp him back hard!
Looking at the large number of disliked messages sent by An Biezhi, Zhuang He in front of the screen said: "..."
Soon after, Anbiezhi made a boyfriend.
My boyfriend is suspected to be wealthy and handsome. I coax him, pamper him, and do whatever he wants. There is nothing wrong with him except for the Internet.
The most important thing is that this boyfriend will scold Zhuang He with him! But An Biezi wouldn't be happy if he scolded her too much.
An Biezhi discussed with him: Don't always say that he is not good, he is actually pretty good...
Boyfriend:?
An Biezhi: I have loved him at least, for my sake, you give in to him.
Boyfriend: Okay honey.
An Biezhi is very satisfied with her boyfriend's obedience and sensibleness.
Not long after, An Biezhi's trumpet was opened.
For a moment, a group of demons danced wildly, and only fans from both sides were engaged in cyber warfare. CP fans in the shadows ran around the battlefield picking up candies. When the chaos turned into a pot of porridge, the rightful owner came out and kicked the pot over while it was still hot.
Zhuang He V: [@Amber, dear, I was wrong, please open the door, okay?
Netizens and Wei fans who were enjoying the melons said: ... Huh? ? ?
CP fans: Wuhu! ! !
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She's probably a crazy peacock sex girl, but she doesn't understand the oral pleasure of having her left and right brains fighting each other every day.
Maybe online dating meme
Intention: Everything is difficult at the beginning, as long as you persist.