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One day during a mission, Kabai Yazai was told by a howling enemy superpower: You are going to die! Only one hundred days left to live!
The subordinates who were watching:?
Colleagues who came to support:? ?
Good brother who hasn't recognized each other yet:? ? ?
Himself: Haha
After taking out all the enemies in five seconds, Kabai Yazai calmly accepted the fact that he was about to die young, put aside his personal qualities, and enjoyed a life of immorality.
The leader personally assigned the task and refused;
The invitation from the Tokyo Conjuring College is here;
Super powers go on a rampage to destroy the world, seals applaud.
Rather than embarrass yourself, it is better to embarrass others. His post-mortem life was so simple and beautiful, but he didn't know which enthusiastic and helpful citizen sent him a book "100 Things You Must Do in Life"
Note: Even if you get a zero score in the math test, your life is not hopeless. Come on!
Jiabai Mizi was shocked and angry.
Asshole! He obviously hid the transcript, but who was it who leaked it?
Kind stranger, just wait:)
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012. Open a store
The young man kicked down the door of the underground exchange, looked down at the stunned detectives of real and fake wine, and raised his chin indifferently: "I bought this store, you guys, please remember to call me president from now on."
The working emperor in the crowd: Has the president entered the bureau today? Entered.
013. Have a best friend
The frustrated colleague held the "Complete Autonomous Manual" and made a weird smile. Kabai Mizi on the side was very annoyed: Aren't the dead comrades just the best friends?
He hooked his fingers: "I'll send you to hell, it's free, you're welcome."
Dazai:?
024. Skydiving
"I knew you could fly!"
Amid the strong wind when he landed from an altitude of three thousand meters, Yazai Kabai tightly hugged his good colleague and refused to let go, "Did you see that school on the ground? Blow it up!"
Chuuya: Is this why you dragged me out of the plane without wearing my gear?
045. Say I love you to your family
After trying countless beginnings, Kabai Yazai gave up.
He said expressionless: "It's disgusting to say such things to you."
Young Master Gojo put on his sunglasses: Well, it's just a little bit sad.
095. Apologize to the wrong person
Yazai Kabai: The question is wrong, everyone should apologize to me
To the above victims: shut up!
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003. Confess bravely once
029. Become real friends with netizens
033. Use one earphone to listen to music with the person you like
With the advent of online dating, Yazai Kabai decided to complete these items at the same time and made an appointment with netizens to meet in the dessert room.
On the other side, the God of Two Dimensions, who had just been frightened by cockroaches and teleported to Antarctica, was deep in thought.
[: Sorry, wait for me two minutes]
[: By the way, how about giving a penguin as a greeting gift? ]
Kabai Yazi who received the news:?
#: My crush is still so humorous, I like her even more
#: I didn't expect it, but it's actually a two-way secret love.
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*There are other single arrows, cp Qi Shen, of course it is HE if Qi Shen is there
*Very OOC, a lighthearted and sweet story created here and there, suitable for reading without thinking. The protagonist has an imperfect character and unknown qualities, Yokohama Fat Tiger (?)
*"One Hundred Things You Must Do in Life" comes from the Internet
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"Real villains never look back to see explosions"
After completing the Nth mission of cannon fodder passerby, Hibiki successfully switched jobs with a full S rating——
The cannon fodder villain department.
The system waved the flag and shouted: [Remember! Our slogan is: no whitewashing, no hardship, no blackening, zero misunderstanding, and be the most pure, natural and pollution-free cute villain!]
[Host, what are you waiting for! It's better to act than to move your heart. The white hole and the white tomorrow are waiting for us!
Xiangji, who has been killing fish at RT-Mart for ten years, remains indifferent: I can't do it, thank you.
System: [……]
System: [Add money.
Xiangji slapped the table and stood up, "I'll kill even a god for you to see!"
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"Shadow of Reincarnation"
The blond boy with the birthmark on his beard wiped away his tears in embarrassment. Although he clearly longed for it, he only dared to confirm cautiously: "Xiang Ji, do you really want to be my family?"
Uchiha Hibiki, who is also a little boy, wiped his face like a little cat and said with a smile: "Of course, Naruto is my most important existence."
I will protect you or abandon you until a better vessel comes along.
"The defective curser who worships the strong"
"Teacher Gojo is the strongest. If there is something that even Teacher Gojo can't do, then the world must be broken."
His favorite student has innocent features, and when he manipulates the magic spirit to attack his former companions, he is still full of admiration for the teacher:
"Two special grades are not enough. If we want to reproduce the glory of the teacher, what else is needed?"
"By the way, someone still needs to die."
"Impersonator" "Spider Silk Puppet"...
Doomed to fail, doomed to be cast aside, doomed to be your stepping stone.
If that's the case, then just trample on me and keep moving forward.
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After the mission, facing the bug rating, Xiangji was stunned: No, what are they crying about? Is this different from what was promised?
He choked with sobs: You won't deduct my bonus, oh wow
The system that was tortured by a knife and cried: [...]
Do you think I look like a joke? :)
Intention: There is always true love in life
Reader comments
How does the male protagonist pursue the female protagonist? After all, he is depressed and bipolar
It's so late today, go to bed early baby [touch head]
How does the male protagonist pursue the female protagonist? After all, he is depressed and bipolar
It's so late today, go to bed early baby [touch head]
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