A bloody and bloody town catastrophe
The story between a Taoist nun and three Taoist priests...
A master who perfectly interprets the word sanctimonious:
"Qi'er, what should I do if the master falls in love with the master's wife in Yunshui'an?"
I said calmly: "Then choose an auspicious day to get married!"
"Is there a trace of pantothenic acid in your heart?"
"No. The disciple remembers that the master's wife in Shuiyun Nunnery is over fifty years old, which can just make up for the maternal love that the master has lacked since childhood..."
A beautiful senior brother who is as gentle as water:
"Xiao Qi, are you willing to give up your clothes and food for your senior brother?"
"..." Calm down!
Senior brother, we are not greedy for good food and clothing, we just want to be honest with each other, okay?
A junior brother who can be kneaded at will:
"Senior sister, besides my mother, you are the only woman who has not been killed by me! Why don't we return to secular life and get married together?!"
I immediately transformed into Greymon: "So, you won't give up until you kill Senior Sister!!"
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