[Your heart is beating illegally, which is a terminal disease that is not recorded in medical classics]
+++Pre-receipt: "I'm so tired of dating a non-human villain online"
+++ I have a boyfriend who I have been dating online for half a year.
He has broad shoulders, a narrow waist, long legs, and eight washboards. I am very satisfied with this.
It's just——
1. He occasionally suffers from chuunibyou. He must be the big boss of an infinite world;
2. Sometimes you are still calling me "baby" one second, and the next second you disappear from the world. After a long time, you come back, saying that you have gone to deal with some arrogant guys. Then you see that I am not happy, and you babysit me.
To be honest, except for these two things that I don't like, everything else is good.
But it's online dating after all.
As time went by, I gradually felt bored and tired.
Because the things he shares with me every day are either fantastic or unrealistic, and he always finds reasons not to meet me offline.
All in all, I don't like it.
I feel so tired.
I didn't want to pretend that I continued to like him, so I simply broke up with him.
I thought he would try to keep me.
But for two weeks, he didn't reply to my message.
I thought this online dating would end here.
But I didn't expect——
When I woke up from sleep, I was actually pulled into a strange world.
In that world, I saw a figure sitting on the obsidian throne. He had the same broad shoulders, narrow waist, and long legs, but he was wearing clothes. I wonder if there were eight washboards.
It is somewhat similar to my damn online dating partner.
Then I heard a sentence that was very familiar to me and made me blush instantly.
——"Baby, do you still want to see your abs?"
Note:
1. The copywriting is in the first person and the main text is in the third person.
2. The world's big boss with explosive power × a beautiful and arrogant male college student
Purpose: Start over for a better life
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