Picking up My Boyfriend in the Crematorium [Pick up the Book]
火葬场里捡男朋友【穿书】
by Dutingzhu (度庭竹)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 35k Words
- Genre
- Romance
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 3y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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This article is fictitious! Empty! Don't rise! Character A passer-by female protagonist who wants to survive vs. A professional male protagonist who doesn't know the heroine A flash of inspiration 1. I read a book, not a cool novel, not an ancient novel, but a police and criminal novel... Now I am being carried by the male protagonist and running out of the gangster's den. Wait... Then who am I?? I looked in the mirror and frantically recalled the episodes I'd watched, trying to determine my own identity. The results are out - no such person was found... I'm not even a cannon fodder! 2. In the police station, the male protagonist Fang Feiyi asked me about my identity, but I didn't know anything about it... After some inquiries, I found out my identity: Xia Lingxi, female, 24 years old. For a moment, I had a bad feeling in my heart... I asked the male protagonist tremblingly: "Am I... A criminal..." Fang Feiyi: "?? Are you a criminal??" I waved my hands hurriedly: "No, no, no, no..." 3. It seems that I am just a passerby, outside the plot of the novel, so what should I worry about? I can just live my life normally! "Ding dong ~ The character binding is successful. The host will start life in the book. The first task is to get to know the male and female protagonists and become the best green tea." I spit out the sip of coffee I just drank: "What! Don't go too far! I don't even have an identity in the original novel, so you let me rob people! I'm not like you!" System: "If the host fails to complete the task, there will be punitive measures, such as changing the current identity and becoming a fugitive." I can't do it, I must not become a fugitive... 4. Meeting the heroine: "This is the official match..." Xia Lingxi looked at the palace and then at herself... The opponent has peach blossoms in his eyes, his skin is as white as porcelain, and he holds the female lead's script firmly in his hand, he must be a good one! Looking at myself again, I guess this person is also a show-off. Her height of 163 cm is not an advantage. After searching her whole body, she couldn't find any make-up. Xia Lingxi lowered his head and took a look! ! ! Where's this guy's hair! No, no, no... If you can't complete the task, you will become a bad guy, it will be fatal! "I still want to clean up the mess, why don't you put on a cool uniform! System! I want to complain, I want to change my uniform!" The system pretends to be dead... 5. It's really embarrassing for me, a straight girl, to serve as green tea... I twisted my unsexy waist towards the male and female protagonists, deliberately broke my high heels, and took the opportunity to throw them into Fang Feiyi's arms. "...#?&*@#*Fang Feiyi, you uncle! If you don't help me when you see him, how come the heroine has fallen in love with you, a straight man!" The heroine Yao Siyu came over and comforted me softly. Uh! What are you doing... It makes me feel embarrassed... I want to be a green tea person... Wait, green tea? You didn't say you had to steal the male lead... Um... 6. I want to serve the little sister, and I want to be a good and considerate best friend of the little sister... I'll buy you milk tea when you're thirsty. If you are hungry, young lady, I will give you a big meal. I'll pick you up when the lady gets off work. I screwed the bottle cap, I ate the strawberry butt, I gnawed the bread... Fang Feiyi: "It's great, no one is clinging to me, I'm going to work. (Finally free)" ... Look, he is a scumbag! Just follow me! 7. The criminal sought revenge on Fang Feiyi's girlfriend and kidnapped me too... I have to be the one to take advantage of this, oh oh oh... The bad guys don't know how to show mercy, so they pushed both of us into the pig pen with a fierce push. As a single woman, I didn't care, but Yao Siyu was pushed and sprained his ankle. The pigsty was stinky and full of bacteria. Within two hours, her ankles became severely swollen. I feel so sorry for my adopted little sister. "System! Stop pretending to be dead! Don't you have any props to help us get through this difficulty!" "Hey~ The upper card is activated! The host can use it to eradicate the original heroine Yao Siyu." "Get out! Go back and pretend to be dead!" 8. The house was on fire. Yao Siyu and I ran for our lives. At the critical moment, I pushed her to the safe area and was caught in the fire again... Forget it, anyway, I lived a few more days after wearing the book, so it's not a loss. There was a loud noise, and a figure walked in. I couldn't see clearly who he was. The police must have arrived... They were really fast... I persisted... I couldn't hold it any longer... So I went to sleep first... Fang Feiyi in the fire scene looked at Xia Lingxi who buried her head in her arms. She was as thin as a cat... 9. When I woke up, the system told me that task one was successful and task two was about to start. Me: "What about Yao Siyu?" I was relieved to know she was okay. "Wait... Then how did I succeed?" At this time, Fang Feiyi walked in, and the system came out to join in the fun again. "Task 2: Capture Fang Feiyi and gain his favor." Are you done yet? Steal your bestie's boyfriend! Do you have any humanity? Small Theater 1. System: "Next mission: Help Fang Feiyi complete the mission." Xia Lingxi: "Are there no other types of tasks? If I remember correctly, the three consecutive tasks were to help him complete the task. How about something new?" System: "Host demand detected, host identity information and story line are being changed, criminal leader Xia Lingxi's loading level is 40%..." Xia Lingxi: "Stop, stop, stop! I can't help you!" 2. Xia Lingxi: "Why do you think we always meet at a fire scene?" Fang Feiyi: "Criminals usually destroy evidence by burning it. Every time a fire occurs, it means that we have not obtained evidence, and the task is not completed." Xia Lingxi muttered: "No wonder the completion rate of each mission is not 100%..." Fang Feiyi: "What did you say?" Xia Lingxi: "Tell me that you are handsome, tell me that you are powerful, and save the little girl from the fire and water!" Fang Feiyi: "..." [Reading Tips] 1. The original work is a career novel, telling stories about the male protagonist at work. 2. Fang Feiyi is originally a straight man, and it is the same in the original work. After all, the police are very upright. He doesn't like delicate and clingy girlfriends very much, but his parents ordered him to be a matchmaker. In the original work, he married Yao Siyu, which started a life of "I work and you stay in the vacant house". 3. Xia Lingxi is an idiot, a girl who speaks out loud. She doesn't cry out when she is hurt, not because she is enduring it, but because she thinks it is really nothing. And even if he told me that he was alone, no one would care. 4. Fang Feiyi ignored Xia Lingxi at first not because he was hard-hearted, but because he was on a mission and didn't want to back her up. 5. The female protagonist is not a police officer, and only the male protagonist in the protagonist group is a police officer. At first, the system forced her to take risks, but later she came to her senses and helped the male protagonist fight criminals before the system issued a mission. But the male protagonist would rather get hurt himself to protect her, don't worry. 6. The male protagonist is not a scumbag, but a good person! In the original work, it was his parents' order that he and Yao Siyu got married. He spent all day in the gangster's den and had no time to fall in love. However, the two of them still treated each other with respect. Demining 1. The male protagonist concentrates on his career, while the female protagonist is also forced by the system to lose her relationship. She is forced and forced throughout the whole process, and there is no sweetness at all. 2. Most of the time, the male protagonist goes to work and then disappears. Either he comes back with injuries and then disappears after he recovers. Either the system forces the female protagonist to find the male protagonist, and then makes her half-dead. In short, there is less gathering and more separation, and there is no emotional line. 3. Updates are uncertain. There are two other articles. I may update the others first. I will update them as I think of them. Purpose: Three views must be correct