When I Woke Up, My School Exploded

[Irregular text] As a roll king, Huang Qijiu worked very hard to roll up the people around him: He created a social fear persona so as to avoid the reduction of study time caused by too much socializing. During class, he actively raised his hands and scored like crazy, which was said to be a better way to fish for his roommates. In the dormitory, he studied like crazy. Because his roommate's computer was broken, he even lent his computer to his roommate. He said he couldn't bear to see his roommate's game crash because of his equipment. Although he sensed that something was wrong with this school, he still scrolled crazily. Until one day, he woke up and found that the school had been bombed... Damn it! His scholarship hasn't been awarded yet! ! ! * There have been frequent supernatural incidents at Qingcheng University recently. As the 388th generation descendant of the Tianshi family and a member of the Ninth Supernatural Management Bureau, Bai Yichen received instructions from his superiors and was ordered to go to Qingcheng University to investigate. For this reason, his superiors assigned him the status of a freshman. Then, he met a roommate who was very kind to him. The roommate was very reserved, but was afraid that the teacher would call him on him for fishing (looking for strange things in the classroom), and he overcame his social fear and raised his hand to answer questions. His computer suddenly broke down while he was playing games (actually holding a video conference with colleagues), so his frugal roommate lent him his most precious and beloved computer. His roommate also brings him loving breakfast every day. Although he will pay for the breakfast, the point is that his roommate brings him breakfast every day, rain or shine! Bai Yichen was very confused. Does his roommate like him? Should he respond? But as a descendant of the Heavenly Master, can he really fall in love with ordinary people? His parents don't know how to beat up mandarin ducks, right? Before he could figure out a result, the school exploded... Great, the weirdness is beyond the limit, and the school is overwhelmed. Now he doesn't have to work hard to find out the weirdness hidden in the school, because the school is full of weirdness! [Main copy] (A fragmented copy, because the school was bombed, pick up some fragments and take a look) [Niu Ma Poetry Society] The world is uncertain before the exam, and you and I are both dark horses. After the exam, the world has been decided, and you and I are both cows and horses. Niu Ma Poetry Society welcomes you. Ma Zaichui, the vice-president of Niu Ma Poetry Club, was puzzled, "We are all just being horses anyway, so what's the difference?" "There is still a difference. After the exam, there is an extra Niu Zaifei." President Niu Zaifei said. [Weird Debate Team] Weird debate team, if you have a mouth, come and join! People who can join the debate team naturally have a long mouth. It's good to have a mouth, it can talk and eat. Hey hey hey! Shut up! The long mouth is not just for you to eat your teammates! The captain of the debate team looked at the wreckage on the ground and silently added another line to the recruitment slogan: Don't come if you don't have a sharp tongue. [Canteen] No photography allowed The managers and employees of the cafeteria sincerely hope that the students will eat and drink well, but this does not prevent the cafeteria aunties from following the manager's instructions and shaking their hands when serving dishes. However, there are always misbehaving students who take pictures of them and expose them online, but they have done nothing wrong. They just want every child to grow up healthily! Therefore, every child entering the cafeteria cannot take pictures~ [dormitory] I lost my key "I lost my keys" "Did you see my key?" Every night in the dead of night, there are always careless students who forget to bring their dormitory keys. But, did you really hear it clearly? Does it say "I dropped my key" or "I'm going to die"? Therefore, in order to ensure the safety of students, please do not leave the dormitory after curfew, and do not make loud noises~ [Teaching Building] Please attend classes in an orderly manner according to the class schedule. ①[Ancient Literature] Teacher Zhang, who teaches ancient literature, is an old-fashioned little old man. The little old man prepares lessons carefully and teaches carefully every time, but the school is decorated while he is lecturing, and the students are making loud noises while he is lecturing. Why is no one willing to listen to his lectures seriously? The little old man who had taught for most of his life was very sad. Have they all learned it? Then arrange a semi-proposition composition: Flowers are not flowers, mist is not mist, the next sentence is __? ②［Psychology］ The psychology teacher is a doctoral student who graduated from a prestigious school and has also studied abroad. She just doesn't want her students to be too useless. She is stricter. What's wrong with that? Why don't the students' evaluations of her be very good? Can anyone tell me what Pavlov's dog is? Please draw inferences from one example~ ③[Modern and contemporary Chinese literature] Ms. Lei, who teaches modern and contemporary Chinese literature, is an excellent teacher. During her years of teaching in rural areas, the average Chinese score of her classes was only two points lower than the average Chinese score of the city's key outstanding classes. She once had a brighter future, but she married young. When the leaders of the Municipal Education Bureau learned of this, they were filled with regret, saying that a new star had fallen. But, has she really fallen? Students, can anyone please answer, what does "cannibalism" in Diary of a Madman refer to? … The scheming King Juan is so short of money that he goes crazy and is subject to × self-guided cool brother Tianshi's successor attack This article can also be called "I Picked Up Schools in the World". #What? I majored in Chinese language and majored in history. You still want me to go to archeology to take back the history subject? # Ps: 1. In a certain dungeon, there will be characters dressed as women, for a little fun. 2. I stream unlimited streams, maybe it's mostly metaphysical and funny. 3. There is a bit of both Eastern Mystery and Western Mystery, and the plot is a bit abstract. 4. A small theater will randomly drop from the words. 5. Add more when you think of it Purpose: Find a better self