Chang'e: Brother Tianpeng, is this fairy beautiful?
Tianpeng looked disgusted: No, you are ugly!
Queen Mother: Tianpeng, why don't you come to attend this palace's peach feast?
Tianpeng: I've had diarrhea recently and can't eat peaches.
Jade Emperor: Sun Houhou is coming. Please call in Marshal Tianpeng.
Canopy came over carrying a monkey: this monkey is nothing more than that.
Sun Wukong: Father Tianpeng, please forgive me... Step by step, Lin Xian relied on foresight to deal with the immortals in heaven.
Finally one day, Tathagata said: Sorry Haotian, the one who is really in charge of the three realms now is Emperor Tianpeng.
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