Xue Mudan: Thank you for the invitation, I just came down from Yufeng.
You may not believe it when I tell you, but my mother, whose life or death is uncertain, actually accepted a snake to be my junior brother.
[The "decent" career of the ultimate stupid snake x dedicated pendulum]
Copywriting one:
As the chief special disciple of the Taoist Saint Wusu Immortal of Langshan's main sect, Xue Mudan did not feel that she had any benefits.
First, work from 9 to 5, all year round. Even if the sect wins the competition again and again, he still has to sit on the bench and study hard and make progress every day;
Second, if you don't have the freedom to make friends, it's better to become a fool. Master is so kind that he has given us a single room in the mountain behind the main hall, so that only a spare person can avoid entering;
Third, personal safety is not guaranteed, and Master upholds "education of love." Can the Youth Protection Law be implemented in the world of immortality?
Fourth…
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The number of words in "Xue Mudan Shuyumen's Survival Code" is beyond the scope of ordinary people's comprehension, but she herself doesn't seem to care. Her only bad habit is that she needs to rely on something golden, hard and bright to repair her fragmented sense of security.
For example——
"Something happened? Make money!"
Until one day, a young man parachuted into the peaceful courtyard. Not only did he pick up her rags, but he also shamelessly wanted to be her junior brother! ?
Xue Mudan looked at the reflective scales on his legs and shook her head.
The junior brother smiled brightly and spoke wildly.
"Master, selling me isn't enough for you to make a lot of money?"
From then on, the mountains were high and the rivers were long. He did not respect his teacher and the Tao, and his future was uncertain. He cut down the mountain to save his mother.
Reading tips:
1. I am a cultivator and have my own secrets all over the sky;
2. The background setting is that women are the first gender, but they are not the heroines! Not a female queen! Not a female queen!
3. The male protagonist is a demon, and his moral system is different from that of humans, so be careful to avoid lightning;
4. Women are strong while men are weak, and the male protagonist is a real waste. Be careful to avoid lightning;
5. Lucky for everyone who has a female protagonist, a male protagonist, a secondary male protagonist, and a supporting character who controls passers-by! Because I will abuse/treat everyone indiscriminately (darkly);
6. This is my first time posting, everyone is welcome to criticize and correct me!
Intention: both evil and good, everything must be reversed when it reaches its extreme