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Short story/change the copy once at the beginning of the article/a lot of sweet articles + a small amount of sadistic articles/disrupted story lines/bedtime stories ————Article order 1. "Thousand Faces" Unprofessional Assassin Attack × Expert in Poison and Irregular Emperor Shou (Ended): This is a sweet story about me already knowing everything, but betting that you are soft-hearted and dare not kill me. Main CP: Yun Shu (Wang Ruhai) × Qi Wei 2. The handsome waiter at a steamed stuffed bun shop with a facial palsy × the mute Shou with a facially blind bookstore (completed): This is a short story about delivering steamed buns but they are delivered to your home. Main cp: Sun Qing x He Minggui 3. The lecherous girl controls the dandy attack × the simple and easy-to-cheat painter Shou (continuing): This is a sweet article about guarding against wolves and thieves. I never expected that the pervert and thief would be myself. Main cp: Meng Tongzhao×Yun Shangke Deputy cp:? ×? ——————Story line ———— X "Thousand Faces" Unprofessional Assassin Attack Background: The emperor dotes on the eunuchs and ignores government affairs, so that traitorous ministers are in power, plundering people's anointing and misappropriating official money, making people everywhere miserable. Many students set up poetry societies and wrote poems and joint memorials, but were arrested and imprisoned. Unable to bear the destruction of the dynasty, the late emperor's younger brother Qi Yun and the third prince Qi rebelled and invaded the capital. However, the buildings were deserted. The emperor and his favorite eunuchs had fled to the summer resort for refuge. The third prince had neither an imperial edict nor a jade seal, so he could not be justified. In trouble, the eunuch used a flying pigeon to contact him and help him share his worries. It turned out that he was once a disciple of Lingyun Valley, the third prince's staff. He was entrusted by someone to take over the identity of the eunuch Wang Ruhai. ①: A little tempted, not the same as a serious emperor. He is chaotic and kind, between a faint emperor and a wise emperor. ②: Gong is a drama queen who is able to stretch and bend, but is stubborn, but easily soft-hearted (it may not be obvious in the text). ③: The Queen Mother is not a biological mother. She is a power-mad person with a strong desire for control, but has no ability to govern. ④: A nonsensical first-person sweet article that cannot withstand scrutiny, so please enjoy it. ———— ⅩFacial paralysis, handsome waiter at bun shop, attack × face blindness, mute reception Story: Sun Qing overdrafted his wages, played drums to protest his grievances, and beat him with twenty sticks. In the end, he was imprisoned for this and was about to be beheaded by Qiu Houwen. I just couldn't forget my love when delivering the meal, and I couldn't help myself, so I lost my life. You asked him if he was afraid? Afraid, of course. But the greatest kindness in the world is the greatest, and all the good things are not as good as the wife. You asked later? The circle is complete. He caught up with his daughter-in-law and became the mistress of the He family, who was in name only his daughter-in-law, but in reality she was her husband-in-law. ① Shou is the nephew of the shopkeeper and comes to the shop to help. ②Gong doesn't know many words and likes to look for "master" in bookstores. ③Receptive mutes are born. ④This chapter is not sad or abusive, it is just sweet jelly beans. It is written in the form of a short diary from a different perspective. (Practice psychological description.) ———— ⅩThe lecherous girl controls the dandy attack × The innocent and easy-to-cheat painter Story: At the time when the Holy Emperor was recruiting a harem, the daughter of the Meng family was about to get her haircut, and she was also on the list of beautiful girls. No matter whether she cried, made trouble, or hanged herself, a portrait of a beautiful girl still needed to be painted. The face should not be too ugly. No matter whether the Meng family is really capable of being ugly, being inconsistent with others is the most obvious way to deceive the emperor. There have been no ugly people in the Meng family for generations, so this is a bad move. The portrait should not be too beautiful, as it would be very bad if she was selected into the harem. Not to mention the position of the Meng family, the daughter of the Meng family already has her heart set on belonging. In addition, the painter must be a famous painter in the capital. The Meng family didn't want to show their thoughts to the public. To be famous, the portrait should not be too beautiful, not too ugly, and not pleasing to the eyes of saints. Even with the temptation of ten taels of gold, this outrageous request still scared off many famous painters, except Yun Shangke. He happily went and carried a homemade wooden easel to the door of Meng's house, explained his purpose of coming, and asked the boy at the door to tell the Meng family masters that he wanted to take this business. Not for reward, just to accept someone's appointment. The Meng family had also heard of his name. He was a young painter with good looks and extraordinary talent. The charcoal pen comes alive in his hands, and the characters depicted are in various poses and with thousands of faces. It can also be taken into consideration. It's just that... He is the same age as Qianjin, so he is afraid that the two of them will develop strange feelings when they get along. When he was about to refuse, he unexpectedly learned that it was his own daughter who invited him to come to Shangfu to paint a portrait. Could it be that he is his sister's crush? The second young man of the Meng family, Meng Tongzhao, was in a sour mood and was ordered by his parents to stay by their side day and night, observing the young painter who was suspected to be his brother-in-law. Unexpectedly, he was attracted by this little painter. He always looked at him and seemed to be attracted to him. But the identity of the young painter's "brother-in-law" really made him full of tangles and pain. Later, he discovered that they seemed to have a lover, and that Yun Shangke was a dull man who had not yet understood love. He was full of joy, but also worried. Do you really want to be a bad brother who ruins people's marriages? Do you really want to make your sister sad for your own selfish desires? Do you really want that person and yourself to embark on a wrong path of no return? I really want to... All he was thinking about was to maintain distance and let go, but unexpectedly, he found it difficult to control himself, and regardless of the consequences, he made every effort to get closer step by step. The person you like is not a childhood toy, nor is it fine wine and food that can be given away. He is not someone else's accessory, nor is he a prize to be won. He is an independent person with his own emotions and thoughts. The only one who can decide whether he goes or stays, yes or no, is himself. In the face of possible rejection, although he wanted to be happy with each other and eventually fall in love with one person, Meng Tongzhao did not want to force or force him. Regardless of regrets and embarrassments, he was determined to respect his choice. When he left the final choice in Yun Shangke's hands, he couldn't help but selfishly hope that he would be his only choice. He wondered if he could have it... For himself... For once. [This article is also known as, "Obviously it is a sweet article, but the second son of the Meng family embarked on the road of self-abuse", "The end of his speechless thinking", "Obviously we are friends but misunderstood as unrequited love", "On the importance of communication", "Secret teaching to improve painting skills", "Two or three things I have to say between him and me", "His life of chasing a husband from scratch", "My partner always thinks too much, what should I do?" ", "Why is this development so outrageous? ", "Talk about my brother who regards me as an imaginary enemy", "Go away, you are just thinking! ……] ①The daughter's name is Meng Jiao, a name with a lot of stories. ② Qian Jin and Shou are not lovers, but just a good pen pal. ③It's not too sexy to say that you are lustful, it depends on the person. I was deceived simply because I was pampered and wanted to improve my painting skills. It had nothing to do with intelligence. ④ If you want to win the heart of your sister-in-law, you need to win the favor of his sister. (Don't worry too much about this) ⑤The plot may jump a bit fast, but it's okay. ⑥Practice multi-person opponent scenes (normal third-person). Ps: Why does this writing sound a little extravagant? Well, I can make do with it. Add spaces to the word count of 999, so lucky, like! Intention: Explore the new world and base ourselves on the big future.