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Copywriting: The young prince with a smart heart, a wonderful tongue, and flawless white jade became famous in the capital with his song "An Bang Ning" when he was ten years old. Emperor Yong Le praised her as "unparalleled in beauty and unique in the world." After such a beautiful woman accidentally fell off a cliff, she suddenly became the number one dandy in the capital. He hung around the Qinlou Song Hall every day, throwing three thousand gold wires for beauties, saying "Don't damage innocence". Emperor Hong Le could only sigh after hearing this, "That's all." A handsome and iron-blooded general with a heavy waist and thin temples. He carried a coffin and went into battle at the age of fifteen. He has continuously regained lost territory in the past five years. He is cold-blooded and ruthless, and his methods are tough, which makes people frightened. However, the emperor today approved a plaque to be hung in the prince's mansion in the Southern Dynasty, with the four words "pillar of the country". * The young prince hated the general so much that he bluntly said that he was the black-faced king of hell. The general retorted and ridiculed him for pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger. The two sides competed with each other and the swords were at war. But I never thought that they would all make the headlines of the "Beijing Tabloid" Normal version The romantic prince fell in love with the cold general, and the journey to pursue his husband was miserable and miserable. It is accompanied by: I am willing to wash my hands and make soup. Detailed content On the first day in the military camp, young prince Jingshu pestered Xiao Yiheng and even made wild remarks. "General Xiao's life-saving grace is unforgettable. I have nothing to repay. I only want to give my life to you. I am willing to follow the general to the ends of the world. I am willing to be a good person for the general. From now on, I will wash my hands and make soup for the general. From now on, I will love my concubine and play the piano and the harp." It is said that at that time, the young prince burst into tears when he wanted to speak, and the beauty shed tears, looking forward to the glory. The general held the beauty in his arms, they were really a couple of gods and goddesses. Wrong love version (This newspaper believes that the error rate is 80%) "General Xiao, it is your blessing that this king has taken a liking to you today. I hope you will not be ungrateful. If you follow this king, This king promises you this overwhelming wealth and power. From now on, you only need to accompany me. If you don't want to, haha, you know my methods." Subordinate Eleven saw that General Xiao's face was livid, and he looked like a black-faced young daughter-in-law. There is also a line of small advertisements at the bottom "Welcome to you all at Duobao Zhaixu" Jing Shu was so angry that her nose was almost crooked. Why did the failure cost twice as much as the success! Today, the sales volume of the Beijing tabloid broke the record The boss beamed with joy: Come money, come money. Jingshu shouted: General, I'm not a real kid! Eleven (Money Greedy Version): And for my drama, the author remembers to give me an appearance fee. Xiao Yiheng (Love Annoyed Edition): My dear wife, please give me a collector's edition if you love me! Love to watch! * "My lord, please think clearly. I am now a prisoner. I am afraid that I will do anything." Xiao Yiheng hugged Jing Shu and said coldly Xiao Yiheng was too strong. Jingshu continued to struggle against him until she felt a dagger pressed against her chest. Jing Shu held her breath and didn't move for a long time. His dagger unexpectedly came into Xiao Yiheng's hands at some point! In the darkness, Xiao Yiheng slowly picked up the long hair beside Jing Shu's ear with a dagger, and spoke with a smile. "I didn't expect the prince to be such a heartless person." Jing Shu was startled, and her back slowly moved back. Before Jing Shu could move even three inches, she was touching the door frame. There is no way back! Jing Shu looked at Xiao Yiheng who was getting closer and closer to her. As soon as she lowered her head, she could feel the pulse beating in Xiao Yiheng's neck. She was afraid that in an instant, she would stab her with a dagger... Jing Shu shook her head sadly. What a pity. Food guide 1.1V1, double clean, brainless nonsense 2. Collection of bad internet memes (demining) Concept: A slow growth story