Don't Panic, Let Me Take Care of It First

The third person of the text, 2.04 Enters v, and the 2.7W word size will be updated at that time [Advance receipt: I relied on the melon-eating system to become an emperor through the ages, and my copywriting has bottomed out] Text copy: Since I was a child, my dear mother, Ms. Zhao, has told me: The water in this world is too deep, and you cannot grasp it at such a young age. I asked: How can I grasp it? Grow up? Ms. Zhao: You have to learn to do your best. Hide a trump card and pretend to be weak; make a plan and be an innocent passerby. As I grew up, I realized that Ms. Zhao was right, the outside world is dangerous. And with the revival of spiritual energy, the world's danger level changed directly from normal mode to hell mode. Looking at the soaring death rate, I became more and more convinced of Gou's need. I keep my hands full when encountering trouble, and danger is far away from me. However, when I was trying to live well, someone who called himself the book wearer came to trouble me. Please say: First of all, this world is a fusion of four novels with different worldviews. Secondly, you are the model worker villain shared by the four books and the biggest mastermind behind the scenes. The strength gap is number one, and he is arrogant and unbridled. I felt like either I was crazy or the world was crazy. How much water do I have to have in my head before I think I can compete head-on with the four protagonists Halo? If I had the strength to be the best in the world, wouldn't it be good for me to find a place to survive until the finale? Trouble: Understand but disrespect, you have no way out now. Trouble: There are other book-wearers in the world, and they will definitely tell the protagonists that you are the villain. The protagonist group will probably kill you before you grow up... Anyway, go ahead and become stronger, villain. In order not to be killed, I could only explain, "Look at me for being such a coward, am I related to the villain?" While... Take hundreds of millions of hands first. There is no way, who makes my goal be to live a complete life until old age and death. Later, I finally reached the finale. Looking back, I was shocked to realize that, hey, I was really the best in the world. P. S. The heroine's mother's baby. —— Pre-received article title: I relied on the melon-eating system to become an emperor through the ages. Copywriting: Bad news: Zheng Hanzhang has traveled through time and is no longer in air-conditioned mobile games; Good news: She is the seventh prince of the royal family, the direct descendant of the queen, and she is a master at birth; Bad news: The seventh prince is actually the seventh princess. Because she has no children, the queen has her daughter disguise herself as a man, so she has to walk on thin ice every day for fear that her identity will be exposed and her reputation will be ruined; Good news: She won a traveler's golden finger gift package! Zheng Hanzhang: Let me see what good things can be found in the gift bag~ A flash of blue light flashed, and the African chief drew a card and still crashed. "Congratulations to the time traveler for obtaining [Melon-Eating System*1]." Eat melon? Eating melon is nothing but a golden finger! It doesn't even come with a mind-reading skill, scumbag. In desperation, Zheng Hanzhang used the melon-eating system as his daily leisure and entertainment, taking a bite whenever he had something to do. [Ji Pingze, the Minister of Household Affairs, stayed at the Flower House yesterday night. Mrs. Ji personally went out and pulled his ears and returned home. When he went to court today, Minister Ji's face still had bright red palm marks. Zheng Hanzhang: Madam is mighty. [The eldest son of Chen Guogong and his cousin who lives in the Duke's Mansion exchange their heartfelt feelings, but the eldest son already has a fiancée and will get married soon. ... Wait a minute, the cousin seduced the prince because she fell in love with the prince's fiancée? ! Zheng Hanzhang: I ate these lilies. [The third prince and his mother-in-law, General Wu Wei, conspired to rebel three days later, put the emperor under house arrest, and killed all the adult princes who could compete with him for the throne. Zheng Hanzhang: Wow, it's Brother Sanhuang's melon—wait a minute! What to make? Rebel? ! Zheng Hanzhang's blessing to the soul: I didn't have enough structure before, but now I understand! Three days later, the third prince led his army into the palace. It was like entering a deserted land. However, after his army entered the imperial city, he saw that the palace gate was closed tightly. The next second, countless archers appeared on the city, and their arrows were pointed directly at him. The leader was none other than his Seventh Emperor younger brother. Zheng Hanzhang: "My father has long known about the emperor's brother's intention to rebel, and has specially ordered me to wait here." In this way, relying on eating melons, the seventh prince became a great treasure. The moment he sat on the dragon throne, Zheng Hanzhang heard the long-lost system prompt: "Congratulations to the host for unlocking the [Attack of the Melon-eating System]. From today on, manage the government well and complete daily tasks to gain experience and expand the coverage of the Melon-eating System!" From then on, the content reported daily by Chigua System became: [The governor of Yuzhou embezzled the money to build the river embankment. He covered the local area with one hand and made noises every day. He even sent a scholar who found a loophole in the river embankment and beat the drum to make a sound far away in prison and planned to behead him soon. Zheng Hanzhang: Why don't you wait for the Chinese New Year without killing people? Historical records record: Emperor Hanzhang claimed that he had received a message from an immortal in his dream, and he visited Yuzhou, beheaded governors, promoted scholars, and even went to the river embankment to carry soil and supervise it in person! Two months later, the flood came, and the people of Yuzhou all called themselves emperors and gods. [This winter is cold. The Xiongnu heard that Shuofang County was not well prepared and planned to go south for a surprise attack! Zheng Hanzhang: A sneak attack, right? If I don't wipe out all of you, I'll write your names backwards! Historical records record: Emperor Hanzhang knew that the enemy was thousands of miles away, so he secretly sent a large army to the north to ambush, waiting for work, and defeated the Xiongnu. The later emperor arrived in person, led thousands of horses into the enemy camp, and beheaded Shanyu while he was drunk at night! From now on, our country will be free from the dangers from the north! [A rich man in Jiaozhou was curious about what was on the other side of the sea, so he personally raised money to build a big ship and wanted to explore the sky. The locals laughed at him, saying that his ancestors' three-generation family business would be lost in his hands. Zheng Hanzhang: Damn it! God help me! Historical records record: Emperor Hanzhang heard about it and reported that a rich man's son had come to Beijing. He talked with him for a long time and secretly presented him with a scroll. When a rich man returned from a long voyage, the ship was loaded with exotic food, named sweet potatoes. The rich man said: This emperor told me that he can produce nearly 4,000 kilograms per acre! Try it, and if it is as stated, no one in the world will starve to death. Later generations selected the first emperor throughout the ages. Zheng Hanzhang won the first place with far more than half of the votes. Chinese: If she is not elected, who will be elected? ! Purpose: live a good life