Shock! Master Reincarnated as Neptune

Wonderful clips are constantly being staged: the scheming Aquaman is tricked by a cross-dressing guy, the gentle goddess turns out to be a foot-picking guy, and the new costume is as cute as a technical boss. When he drew Gatling, he had no bullets. The system made a mistake and sent him to the monster novice village. Zhang Chenyang insulted the system and was targeted by the system. After defeating the slime with random attributes, he got full level of bad luck. He changed his profession in a different world and regarded cooking as technological alchemy. You need to invite your friends to help you cut off the bad luck, but the bad luck will never be cut off. After completing the NPC task, the protagonist will not be rewarded, but just help to cut off the bad luck. Copywriting 1 He fell heavily onto the sleeping huge slime with random attributes. After adventurers defeat slimes with random attributes, they can randomly obtain any attributes or skills in the game. Then Zhang Chenyang rolled down from the slime. The sleeping slime slowly opened its yellow-brown eyes. After seeing Zhang Chenyang, it opened its mouth and rushed towards him. Because Zhang Chenyang had Gatling, he was not afraid at first. He ran forward quickly and distanced himself from the slime. Next, he positioned his gun and pointed it at the slime. The slime was a little scared when he saw Zhang Chenyang took out the Gatling, turned around and left quickly. Zhang Chenyang said confidently: "Don't run, slime!" Then he pulled the trigger, but Gatlin was indifferent. Zhang Chenyang was suddenly stunned. He hurriedly pulled the button a few more times, but Gatlin remained indifferent. Now he was completely panicked! He checked in a panic and shouted angrily: "Chao, there are no bullets!" After hearing this, the slime turned back and rushed towards Zhang Chenyang. Zhang Chenyang immediately stretched out his left hand, with his fingers sticking upright in the air. The scene was extremely embarrassing. Zhang Chenyang hurriedly shouted: "Stop, Brother Slime, wait a minute, this Gatling may be stuck, don't worry!" Slime was also very considerate and stopped after hearing Zhang Chenyang's words. Zhang Chenyang was panic-stricken at this time and whispered: "What should I do if I don't have bullets? What else is there to do? I was directly killed by a slime at the beginning." "Chao, I'm so lucky. As a gunner, the system gives me bullets!" After a long while, I heard the slime's stomach growling, and Zhang Chenyang was still tinkering with the Gatlin. The slime was really impatient with waiting, and rushed towards Zhang Chenyang. His yellow-brown eyes gradually turned into blood red, and then he stared at Zhang Chenyang fiercely. When Zhang Chenyang saw this situation, he quickly ran away with Gatlin. I saw him shouting: "Help, the slime is going crazy with hunger, the slime eats people!" Copywriting 2 Zhang Chenyang's face turned completely black and his hair stood up due to the slime explosion. System prompt: "Dear player, because you have been hit hard, the system will take you to the Novice Village." Then Zhang Chenyang was brought to the Monster Novice Village. Zhang Chenyang was shocked when he saw this situation. Asked in surprise: "Do monsters also have a novice village?" He saw a four-meter-tall purple baby dragon walking towards him, "Yes, monsters also have a novice village!" The purple young dragon added another sentence: "Look at how dark you are, are you a new monster?" Zhang Chenyang said awkwardly: "I'm not a monster! This damn system!" After saying that, the monsters in Novice Village looked at him like a hungry wolf looking at a weak little lamb. Zhang Chenyang then took out Gatling and scolded the monsters: "Don't move, I'm here to gain experience." The other monsters were a little scared after hearing this, and they all gave in. The purple young dragon said: "What, what did you just see? Right, a stone monster!" "Yes, yes!" But in order to watch the excitement, the system directly took another stab at Zhang Chenyang. It leaked Zhang Chenyang's information. Zhang Chenyang didn't know that his information had been leaked by the system, and he still said in a pretentious manner: "Don't come over here. This Gatling is not a vegetarian. If you dare to move, I will wipe out all of you!" The purple young dragon burst out laughing after seeing the display above Zhang Chenyang's head. I saw it written on the display screen: [Adventurer name: The boss plays the trumpet and brings out the cute new ones] [Adventurer Level: Level 1] [Adventurer identity: Gunner] [The current situation of the adventurer: There are no bullets in Gatling, no equipment, attack power is 0, defense power is 0, speed value is 10 per second, and luck value is minus 9999] The purple baby dragon said dumbfounded: "Haha, haha, the lucky value is minus 9999, haha, you are so lucky!" Then the purple baby dragon walked slowly towards Zhang Chenyang, looked at him with teeth and claws, and said to him: "Then you shoot!" Zhang Chenyang's whole body began to tremble slightly, and he said in panic: "Don't come over, don't come over, I'll shoot!" The purple young dragon shouted sternly: "Then you drive!" Then he added contemptuously: "You are still playing gunnery without bullets!" Zhang Chenyang frowned and asked it in confusion: "What are you talking about? My Gatling is full of bullets. Don't come over here." The purple young dragon pointed above his head with the index finger of his left hand, indicating to Zhang Chenyang to take a look for himself. It said: "No, look up!" After saying that, Zhang Chenyang looked up at the message above his head and was stunned. When Zhang Chenyang saw that the situation was not good, he turned around and ran away. "Thirty-six strategies, walking is the best strategy." At this time, the system issued a reward order: [Catch the boss and play the trumpet with the cute newbie to get 1,000 experience points] The next moment, the eyes of the monsters in Novice Village were full of ferocity. You must know that monsters usually only get 100 points by defeating a brave man, but now a lamb is at their fingertips. They rushed towards Zhang Chenyang at lightning speed again, and saw dust flying on the vast and endless grassland, and the fresh green grass was bent and bent by the monsters. Zhang Chenyang ran like a headless fly, swinging his arms and thighs back and forth rapidly. Now his speed has reached an astonishing 500 meters per second. At this time, he thought of what he had just experienced, and thought to himself: As long as I scold the system one more time, maybe I can kill the monsters as well! After saying that, he gasped and said: "Your system is really not doing serious business! What kind of system are you!" Then another rolling thunder and lightning fell from the sky, and Zhang Chenyang avoided being hit by the lightning through his coquettish movement. He originally thought that he could use these thunder and lightning to kill these monsters to gain a wave of experience, but there was a thunder and lightning tiger among the monsters. The Thunder Tiger can absorb any material with lightning properties and convert it into energy, and it can also control lightning. The Thunder and Lightning Tiger controlled thunder and lightning and rushed straight towards Zhang Chenyang. Zhang Chenyang ran even faster now, shouting as he ran: "Help, the monsters are crazy!" Seeing the huge and vicious monsters chasing him desperately, Zhang Chenyang was really desperate. Copywriting 3 When Zhang Chenyang burst into tears after reading the book, he had experienced too many setbacks and his heart was no longer normal. All he had left were evil thoughts. He didn't want to hurt Xiaotang anymore. Zhang Chenyang: "Little... The novel is quite interesting." Xiaotang: "Then did you remember anything?" Zhang Chenyang: "Ah? What?" Xiaotang: "Stop pretending. Only Master knows my favorite things." Zhang Chenyang: "I am not your master." Xiaotang: "Master, I am Xiaotang, don't you remember me?" Then Zhang Chenyang left her without looking back. After hearing the computer's guess, she decided to go back in time and start over in the second life. "The world owes you tenderness, and I will give it to you!" "It's okay, there is still me in this world!" The first life is mainly written in the front, and the second life will be written after the first life is completed. The first life is to travel quickly to become an immortal, and the second life is to travel quickly to reality. Two-way redemption. Past and present lives. The first life: Innocent White Lotus Master [Male] x Nymphomaniac Young Apprentice [Female] The second life: a coward and a scumbag in society [Male] Intention: Happiness, happiness