Xu Mi, a genius metaphysician, transforms into a cannon-fodder female supporting character in a cool novel. She is in love with the male protagonist and tries to commit suicide;
In the book, the original host was a divination anchor who participated in a competitive supernatural variety show. During the live broadcast, his car overturned and the entire network was blackened. He was stabbed three times to death by netizens in retaliation;
The original host's brother, Xu Huan, was a popular and top-notch youngster, but he refused her request to participate in the show. Later, he blamed himself for her death and turned against the male and female protagonists, so he was miserably offline;
When Xu Mi came through, it happened to be the live divination that led to the dog belt;
By chance, I bumped into my old business!
Before the supernatural program is broadcast
Netizen: Xu Mi is a transparent person. He is a big liar who pretends to be a charlatan for the sake of becoming a famous goddess. The show team dares to invite him, are he not afraid of being lowered in credibility?
Netizen: It's so funny, I'm afraid I won't be able to survive the first episode. Let's just wait and see how you act? Waiting for Xu Mi to be slapped in the face and die!
After the supernatural variety show aired
She is broadcasting fortune telling and divination, cracking down on fakes and scams, solving evil spirits, deciphering the mysteries of haunted houses, revealing the mysteries of forest fires, mirroring castles in lakes...
A top idol appeared in the live broadcast room: Thanks to the host for reminding me, I was not deceived!
The heir of a haunted house clicked and swiped gifts: Thanks to the anchor's help, our family can finally go home and reunite!
A media boss filled the screen with rewards: Thank you to the anchor for saving your life!
An official organization: Thanks to Comrade Gu Yi's help, the missing girl has been found;
Melon-eating people:! ! ! Mist grass! The anchor turns out to be the hidden boss! Worship!
The black people are buying gifts like crazy: I admit that I was a little too loud to the anchor before. I'm sorry, but the kid with a black face didn't get the fortune telling during the live broadcast. The anchor looks at me and save the kid!
Xu Huan is a popular and top-notch young man with a cool temperament, low-key and reserved;
Xu Mi, who had just arrived, had the same first impression of him.
Before the live broadcast, Xu Huan suddenly appeared and brought a lot of things;
Xu Huan: Consecrated jade tablets, Buddhist beads, Five Emperors' coins that have been used for rituals, a hard-to-find peace charm, a thousand-year-old peach wood sword, the compass of the Baiyun Sect's founder, the ghost king's sail flag, Captain America's shield... You should bring them all to save your life in critical moments;
Xu Mi: My life is not in danger (if you encounter monsters and monsters, the other person is in danger);
Xu Huan glanced at the words displayed on her forehead [Xu Mi, 18 years old, level 1 cannon fodder, died after being stabbed three times at 4pm today].
Xu Huan was anxious: good or bad fortunes are unpredictable, just in case, when you are in danger, use whichever one you think is useful, no need to ask for it now, especially this shield, made of pure gold, besides... (Omitting a thousand words here)
Xu Mi was afraid of being missed, so he took the shield with one hand and was caught off guard and almost hit his foot;
Xu Huan: There is also the cassock of the deceased Buddhist master. It has immeasurable merits. Although it smells bad, it has great uses! Brother, put it on for you!
Xu Mi pinched his nose: It stinks!
God smells so good! In comparison, snail noodles and stinky tofu are both delicious!
Therefore, during the live broadcast of the program, netizens will see Xu Huan, a cold-blooded figure, with her nose blocked, holding her cassock in her hands, watching her surroundings warily, ready to put it on her at any time;
Netizen: Hahahahahaha, what kind of resentful sister is Xu Mi? When Xu Huan meets him, he immediately turns into a fool. It's funny and a little sad at the same time!
Once, when Xu Mi was feeling the way of heaven in the crystal coffin, Xu Huan wrapped her in a cassock into a cocoon, hugged her and cried incessantly: "Sister, why did you leave anyway!"
"I told you that you are a little cannon fodder, stay away from the protagonist group to keep yourself safe!"
"You say you don't love him (the male protagonist), but your actions tell me that you still love him!"
Xu Mi, who was awakened and placed in love but not a human being:...
Netizen: Master Xu's inner os: He was not killed by the evil ghost, but was suffocated by the smell of the cassock, hahahaha!
Later, Xu Huan discovered that as long as he gathered together a group of protagonists (male protagonist, female protagonist, etc.), The death prediction on Xu Mi's forehead would disappear;
Xu Huan: This time it's a green sack, which has a better slap in the face effect!
Original male protagonist: No, no, no, I'll do it myself! Boss, please take a rest!
Xu Mi stared at the original male protagonist's thick hair and scratched his head: Brother, he is not the one whose hair I keep pulling out!
Someone who was waiting for his hair to be pulled out was wondering: Why hasn't he come yet?
Reading tips:
1. Metaphysics is purely made up and comes from Baidu. Fortune telling mainly uses Ziwei and Bazi;
2. The heroine is the strongest, the brother and the heroine are siblings, and the heroine has a border CP;
Purpose: All living beings are equal, cherish yourself and those around you