I Will Definitely Get Divorced Tomorrow

When I was celebrating our 250th wedding anniversary with Jiang Goupeng, I told him that I would divorce him tomorrow. Jiang Goupeng didn't take it seriously. While trying to eat the chicken wings and spitting out the bones completely, he asked me casually: "Are you kidding me?" I stood up from my seat and looked at him condescendingly with a cold face: "I'm serious." The air was quiet for a moment, and I thought Jiang Goupeng was worrying about how to keep me. As a result, he made a stupid mouth, which actually stimulated me: "Then why don't you divorce me today?" While I was furious, I also felt that what the dog said made sense. However, I asked him to read the word "approval" from my expression. I can't let him be proud. So, I threatened him with a kind smile: "Because I am restraining myself so that you can survive today." "..." Jiang Goupeng trembled. The text is in the first person. This is a relatively fun article, I try to be as fun as possible. Motto: I have a lot of quirks, but I love you.