I'm Just Here to Deliver a Takeaway

Xie Wen runs a supermarket that is about to close down. In order to make a living, we specially developed express delivery business. Although her mode of transportation is just a small electric donkey, she can travel thousands of miles regardless of weather conditions. It can be said that he is very dedicated and honest! However, business is always not good. Debuffs such as road madness and accident constitution troubled her. It was also very hard to ask for directions and deal with the accident at the same time. I often get complaints for taking out food overtime. Life is not easy, Xie Wen sighed. -- Recently, the psychological counseling room of the Heresy Processing Bureau has been a little busy: The psychiatrist pushed up his glasses and asked you to state your problem: A: When I was on a B-level mission, I met an SS-level heretic. A delivery man passing by on an electric bike knocked the monster's head off with a rolling pin and saved me. Then he asked me: "Sir, which way is the south?" I told my colleagues, and they said I was crazy. B: When we were chasing A-level aliens, we encountered a group of heretics ambushing us. We thought we were about to die. A courier riding an electric bike passed by and blew off the heads of all the heretics with a handful of crispy dates. Then he rode over and handed me a handful of crispy dates. "Sir, how do I get to Gazi Village?" After hearing this, my colleagues sent me to a psychological counseling office. C: While performing the S-level mission, I encountered an SSS-level heretic. A deliveryman passing by on an e-donkey knocked the heretic unconscious with the sole of his shoe, and then asked me: "Sir, can you repair an electric car? My delivery time has expired?" My colleagues don't believe that someone would ride an electric bike to the top of a snow-capped mountain to deliver food, and I don't believe it either... Later, they really saw the legendary woman who delivered food on a small electric donkey, and then they realized what it meant to be ordinary but terrifying. - Later, someone was curious, "Boss Xie, what kind of takeout did you deliver? Why do you go to such strange places every time?" Xie Wen blinked: "Is this allowed to be said? Ah, the rules of the world prevent it." The world view has been set, and the heroine's combat power is at a ceiling. I'm not very good at writing copy, so I may or may not fine-tune it before writing it. [Screenshot taken] Intention: p&l