After Dressing up as a Mermaid, I Masturbated to a Big Cat in the Palace

Su Qingrang once traveled through time, and transformed from a domineering female boss into a mermaid imprisoned in the backyard of the Dasheng Dynasty's second prince. The first night she came here, she was beaten severely by the scumbag, and the Ninth Prince sneaked up with a knife in his hand, wanting to take the blood from her heart. Su Qingrang was speechless and choked: I have always been a swordsman, but now I have become a fish! Falling in love is not as good as eating. The system's tone rippled: "Host, kill the scum with a quick knife, and you can get the rare recipes!" No one knew that the second prince had lost a mermaid, and that the newly brought back concubine from the Wuning Hou Mansion had quietly changed her person. The mission "Escape from Death" has been completed. A book of milk tea recipes is randomly dropped. The milk tea shop is now overcrowded. The scholar's sworn brother, who was supposed to have his face disfigured and his legs broken, was rescued in time and was appointed as the number one scholar in the imperial examination. The mission "Number One Scholar" has been completed, and a book of casserole recipes is randomly dropped, and casserole shops have been all over the streets since then. The sixth prince's natural leg disease was cured, the ninth prince's heat poison was released, the mission "Mount Tai can lean on" was completed, a book of cake recipes was randomly dropped, and the cake shop became popular in the Dasheng Dynasty. Su Qingrang kept up his efforts and opened a hair salon, a nail salon, and a jewelry store... Less than half of the task was completed, Su Qingrang had already become a legend in the business world. He was deeply loved by the noble ladies of the capital city and even the emperor and the queen. With the support of the No. 1 Scholar of the New Science and the Nine Princes of War, no one could shake him even half an inch. Then there was the pink-eyed patient who was murmuring: "What kind of ability can a little concubine have? She is not colluding with the No. 1 Scholar and the Ninth Prince's officials and merchants to exploit the people!" But no one knew that in the Palace of the Nine Princes, the concubine was sipping milk tea and smacking the table with hatred towards her son: "Everyone outside said that you colluded with upright officials and merchants, but you colluded with me! A nine-foot tall man can't even bring back a wife, so what use do I have for your son!" The tall, handsome man had an expressionless face, but a pair of fluffy cat ears drooped down in his hair. That fish will retaliate, and she still remembers the grudge that when we first met, he wanted to take her heart's blood, and he couldn't coax her even by stretching out his ears to touch her, so what else could he do! ——I have no choice but to be hired by Jiangshan, and Xu Qing will live his whole life. * Yin Wucuo fought all his life in his previous life and gained a great reputation. However, he was fed the poison of fire by the late emperor and died of madness without dignity. When he opened his eyes again, he was reborn again. Yin Wucuo looked at the palace and sneered: "Father, since you are ruthless first, then I, the king, have decided on this pinnacle dragon chair!" The poison of fire needs to be cured with the blood of the coldest shark's heart. Yin Wucuo had known that the second prince had a shark imprisoned deep in the palace, so he visited the palace at night and went deep into the palace. He expected to see a weak and incompetent monster, but unexpectedly he met the playful eyes of the peerless beauty in the lotus who raised his eyebrows. ……It is indeed a monster. Yin Wucuo thought with a straight face. He successfully caught the fish and returned. He was just waiting for the autumnal equinox to disembowel the fish. Unexpectedly, less than ten days later, the fish pond was empty - the fish had disappeared long ago. After some time, a tea drink called "milk tea" suddenly became popular in Beijing. Everyone praised the young master at the counter for his handsome appearance and skillful mind. When he turned around, he saw the legendary Ninth Prince who killed people and drank blood standing behind him. He stared at the young master with a pair of elegant eyes and said slowly: "Have I seen you before..." The young master smiled sweetly: "This guest officer's conversation is a bit outdated." Little Master: "Oh, by the way, this guest officer, please stand in line. Thank you." Ninth Prince: "..." * The manipulation of people's hearts in the temple and the assassination of his biological father had already hardened Yin Wucuo's heart into a dark and cold heart - but fate caused him to meet Su Qingrang. The cynical Su Qing, who was fond of poetry and wine, didn't hold back. He chased the fish, only wanting to catch it and bring it home to be bled and detoxified. However, he unexpectedly followed her into the soft mortal world. The handsome man with bright eyebrows smiled and handed him a glass of wine amidst the noise of fireworks. From then on, he became drunk and soft. He looked into her eyes and suddenly thought that it would be no fun to seize this country and then destroy it, so he might as well give it to her. I will give you my kingdom, can you cook for me? PS. ① The heroine is noble and cool, but she is actually a foodie. Cats hate their physique but love cats at level 10; ② The royal family has thin leopard blood, and the male protagonist can transform into black leopard ears and tail; ③The heroine has a heart-throb attribute, and there is a plot where she disguises herself as a man; ④The vengeful and abusive heroine, Su Su Su, is very happy. The dynasty background is entirely unreal, so please don't get too particular about it. Mission: Food can cure everything