This article was published in Chapter 23 on July 17th. If you have read Baozi, don't order it~
The Qingfeng Sect has a new junior sister who is very poor in swordsmanship. She can fight off everyone with a magic pen on her waist. However, because the finals are just in time for dinner, she puts down her weapon and starts cooking in front of everyone.
Opponent:?
Everyone:?
In her previous life, Su Huaixi suffered from gastric cancer due to irregular work schedules and irregular meals. The moment before her death, she learned that her biological parents had left her an asset of 100 million.
When she opened her eyes again, she became the awesome but love-minded heroine in Xianxia novels, bound to the health system.
In the original book, she is a little witch from the Peach Blossom Valley. She is not allowed to do justice. She fell in love with the male protagonist after seeing his true appearance during the battle between immortals and demons. She dismissed the "beauties" and concealed her identity and went to the Qingfeng sect to pursue her love alone.
In the end, the male protagonist proved the path of ruthlessness.
Su Huaixi: Confused, what could be more important than surviving?
In order to return to modern times and inherit tens of billions of assets, Su Huaixi carefully followed the plot and gained experience.
She was chopping vegetables when others were fighting over high-quality magic weapons; when others were scolding fathers and mothers due to sect fights, she was heating oil in a pot; and she was eating when others had already copied them and hit them in the face.
Not forgetting to take in the taciturn and handsome little junior brother who was starved of food at first sight, and gained a loyal and reliable meal partner while gaining health and experience.
Until the demon girl's identity was exposed and she was chased and surrounded by the noble sect, Fan Dazi, with hair as silk as snow, split the mountain with a sword and protected her in front of her, smiling arrogantly: "Who dares?"
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Su Huaixi watched as the well-behaved fan turned into a white-haired man holding an amorous sword. He was exactly... The big devil who died tragically in the book.
Just when Jian Xuanmu was considering whether to kidnap the person directly home, Su Huaixi packed up her bags and escaped that night.
Life creed: If you want to survive, stay away from the protagonist.
PS: Especially the villain.
The first draft will be left on 2022/11/1
Please accept the following~
——————"Paparazzi Leader, Breaking the News Online" Pre-receipt dividing line————
Luo Huai has a secret. She came here in disguise and brought a useless system - she can see everyone's dirty information.
Others come here with scripts in their hands and are rich and powerful, but she comes here as an unjust apprentice. Not only was she tortured by her master to train her, but as soon as she was brought back to the sect, her master became the boss.
Leaving her with a sect that is so poor that even a mouse can't help but give alms when it passes by.
There is also the Lin Daiyu-style senior brother who was betrayed and imprisoned to the point where he stayed behind closed doors all day long;
The second senior sister who was driven out of the sect by her childhood sweetheart fiancé and her mistress and drank all day long;
In addition, the frail third senior brother was unable to cultivate because the disciples of the Hehuan Sect took away the golden elixir;
.....
Luo Huai: Heaven Collapse starts.
In response, Luo Huai quickly established the No. 1 Entertainment headline in the world of cultivation:
"Shocked! The Immortal Lord of the first sect has been secretly married for many years??! It is suspected that he is in love with the demon fox girl, and he actually has a child!!"
"The number one young man who is loved by women has transformed into a man with a perky ass and a tender butt, and he will meet with abs at night! The other party is suspected to be his mortal enemy?!"
...
Opponent: Buy out! Buy them all out for me!
In recent years, the various immortal sects in the six states of Sichuan and Zezhou are not afraid of the invasion of demons or the chaos of monsters, but they are afraid of the headlines of the First Entertainment Entertainment - "There is something big to break the news next month!"
People came to buy information one after another, fearing that their dirty information would be exposed and their reputation would be ruined.
Sometimes when we meet at the door, we can only turn around quickly and lie about passing by.
When someone comes to buy materials, she says, "Your Lingshan is pretty good."
The man was heartbroken: Here! Give them all!
Others came to mock her, so she said, "Good disciples, go to Uncle Li's house to study."
The opponent who had been looted: "Seal the mountain! Seal the mountain!"
Others scolded her for being degrading and inhumane!
She went crazy: "Are you so fierce to attract my attention? Ha, man, let me see your little secret."
"???"
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Luo Huai's career as a paparazzi went crazy all the way, until one day the door of his house was blocked, and the bride price for marriage was spread from the top of the mountain to the bottom of the mountain.
The eldest grandson, Rong, was the proud son of heaven. His appearance was unparalleled in the six states, and his Qingfeng swordsmanship was feared by no one. He was also the only person who had not been exposed to any negative information.
The former aloof No. 1 Sword cultivator spoke affectionately, "Do you remember when you once saved someone?"
Luo Huai rubbed his hands excitedly, "You are the one I saved, right?"
Is it finally time to get a love script unique to time travellers? It's still a drama of committing oneself to one another!
"No." The man retreated slightly and said with a smile, "I am the killer."
Luo Huai:?
#Leader said that after meeting on Monday, other sects will compete to bow down#
#, the god in charge of the dirty stuff in the world of cultivating immortals#
Purpose: Eat on time and live well
Reader comments
Hey, you never live up to your words, I don't believe it!
Hey, you never live up to your words, I don't believe it!