Lin Sangen's life goal has been determined.
She wants to be a watchman for the rest of her life, a career that will save her decades of detours, and is very suitable for her retirement.
It's just that as the saying goes, it's easy to get things done when the night is dark and the wind is high, and indeed a lot of things happened.
The snake demon turned into a human, secretly learned to walk, and fell into a doggy style. She just pretended not to see it and walked past it.
The water ghost liked to squat by the river, babbling and singing, crying until her eyes were filled with tears. Not to mention that it was very pleasant to hear. She slowed down her pace, walked twice, and then left calmly after listening.
The tree demon who wanted to practice magic accidentally burned herself until all the leaves were gone. She couldn't hold back this time and burst out laughing.
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She doesn't ask much about social affairs, she is blind and deaf, and no one can disturb her salty life.
It's just that I'm suddenly forced to be a successor and want to be a father. This is intolerable!
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Fengjun has been unlucky since he was a child. He lives a cautious life and is very defensive.
I don't even believe that such good things as pie-in-the-sky happening with profit will happen.
Suddenly, an immortal descended from the sky, and he told her that she was a destined disciple, very wise, and that she would be brought back to the immortal sect to practice.
Fengjun's guard was immediately full, but he couldn't resist, so he had to follow him back.
She has five senior brothers who take care of her, warm her, encourage her, and bring all the good things to her.
But this is even weirder!
She simply didn't believe that someone who didn't even say hello when they met for the first time could actually have feelings for her?
Fengjun thought to himself, there is a problem, there is definitely a problem!
Their sugar-coated bullet is the abyss. It is simply too scary. She will never be fooled. She must work hard to practice!
What, Senior Brother practices sword swinging two thousand times every morning?
Fengjun: I swing my sword five thousand times!
The second senior brother is an alchemist, like a walking health pack?
Fengjun: I made a medicine furnace and exploded it!
The third senior brother who is known as the Almighty is actually a walking encyclopedia?
Fengjun: The library is my home!
It is rumored that the fourth senior brother is very powerful in refining weapons and has many machines and helpers.
Fengjun: I am good at blacksmithing!
I heard that the fifth senior brother is the leader of the musical instrument, and he can defeat thousands of enemies with just one play of the piano.
Fengjun: It's time to take out my suona!
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Everyone in the Cang Yue Sect said that Feng Jun was crazy. The junior sister who could win easily was actually rolled up so hard!
Ten years later, when Fengjun came out of seclusion, she had a little junior sister. Moreover, the little junior sister was born frail, so she was asked by her master and senior brothers to donate her spiritual bones to save the junior sister.
Fengjun snorted, he really wants to harm me!
She looked at her master's cultivation level, then silently looked at her own cultivation level, and drew her sword without hesitation.
Let's have a big fight, you scumbags!
I have been waiting for this day for too long!
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Intention: Only by maintaining the original intention can we explore the truth of things
Reader comments
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