Shu Xianyu is a famous retreating performance artist. His hobby is to lie down in the office and make tea to maintain his health. He aspires to be a pure salted fish.
He is then thrown into a horrific game of near death.
Shu Xianyu: ... I was careless.
The novice copy was an abandoned ghost house. When Shu Xianyu walked around the corner, a female ghost with a green face and fangs suddenly flashed in front of his eyes.
Their eyes met, Shu Xianyu carefully reminded: Your eyeliner is gone.
Female ghost:? ? ?
The despised female ghost wanted to pursue her, but Shu Xianyu had already cracked the formation and opened the seal of the ghost house.
As soon as the seal was opened, all ghosts surrendered, and a giant black wolf opened its mouth and rushed towards Shu Xianyu.
Shu Xianyu reached out and tapped the giant wolf's eyebrows, thinking thoughtfully: "Wolf demon? How come there is such a strong ghost energy?"
The giant wolf transformed into a handsome young man in black. He looked at the talisman on his fingertips with fear and gritted his teeth: "Taoist?"
The wolf ears on the young man's head suddenly stood up: ... You!
"Ashamed, I have been expelled from the school a long time ago." Shu Xianyu took back the hand that quickly rubbed the wolf's ears, and took out a thermos cup to drink tea, "Conquering demons is expensive and wastes lives, so it is better to maintain health. Red dates and wolfberry tea, do you want some?"
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"So, you work in this game, spending money and life, just for the chance to get out of the game?" Shu Xianyu said sympathetically, "It's too miserable, even the capitalists are not that cruel. Come hang out with me, I'll only take 50%."
Wei Linyuan:......
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Soon, everyone in the game was very excited about the strange newcomer.
People call him the "Master of Dungeon Purification". It is said that wherever he goes, NPCs choose to be reincarnated and re-employed or simply disappear without leaving a trace. The terrifying old houses are transformed into museums, and the dark mountain villages are transformed into farmhouses, which greatly enhances the development of the in-game tourism industry.
While everyone was talking about it, Shu Xianyu was in the ghost house in front of him, and now Ge You was lying comfortably in the garden: Sure enough, even in a horror game, you have to take care of your health seriously.
Note:
- This article is determined to develop a one-stop service for tourism development and re-employment in horror games, adhere to health preservation, and advocate a beautiful new world where humans and ghosts coexist harmoniously.
- The author is greedy for horror games, but is scared to play alone, so he decided to let the protagonist lead everyone to play. With the explanation of the boss, he will say goodbye to fear and feel pure and happy.
CP is a Taoist priest and a dog. The gentle, calm, lazy and salty fish Taoist priest is attacked by the X-haired and untrained wolf dog.
Decompressive work. HE.
Intention: Life is beautiful and colorful because of you
