I am a kewpie
As a race with an ancient civilization in the universe, the Incubators have witnessed the development of human civilization from primitive society to the present day. Possessing technology that converts feelings into energy.
In order to meet the energy consumption of countless races in the universe and prevent the entire universe from falling into a state of heat death, he searched for energy. Later, he discovered that the energy transformed from human emotions can surpass entropy, so he decided to sacrifice a small part of human beings to provide energy for the entire universe. Sign a contract with a qualified girl to realize her wish and make her a magical girl.
——The above description comes from Chubby Encyclopedia.
It doesn't matter if you don't understand. Anyway, I'm here to collect energy. In order to collect energy, I will choose people with strong emotions and make contracts with them.
Although the encyclopedia states that Kyubey only signs contracts with girls, it is not impossible for men.
Why is the gender card so stubborn? I'm not a Lily Dolphin.
I'm very lucky. The universe I was thrown into has a lot of energy, and the air full of energy is fragrant.
The only problem is that people in this universe seem to like to live on their own. I asked a lot of humans who looked very good, and they either shot me or kicked me.
Finally, a blond and dark-skinned man agreed to make a contract with me on the condition that he resurrected his friend.
Humans are truly strange creatures who sacrifice themselves for others.
When we were concluding the contract, a colleague from another universe suddenly contacted me. It overturned, the energy recovery plan failed, the previous rules could no longer be used, and everything about magical girls was dead.
Can this thing roll over?
Shocked Kyubey for a whole year. Jpg
But I have used my last bit of energy to fulfill the contractor's wish. If I can't collect any more energy, will I have to shut down? !
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Toru Amuro has a talking cat.
Big ears, big tail, flat face, round eyes, and strange patterns on his body.
At first, the other person was hairless and looked like a rag doll. He opened his mouth and asked if he wanted his wish to come true. The scene was so curious that he raised his hand and fanned the strange thing out of the window.
The next day it came again, with a new set of long curly hair.
You are really working too hard, otherwise you just have to support me.
Later his cat granted his wish.
Then the cat was lost.
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Have you seen my cat? He looks like this, with white hair, red eyes, and big ears.
Toru Amuro saw one of his classmates, his boss at the winery, a certain fox-eyed magician, a certain Yokohama mafia leader... Holding the exact same notice for the missing cat in his hand.
Do you have the same cat?
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*The product of the persecution of Kyubey, this article is also called "Do you want to beat Kyubey"
*Original characters will not have any emotional arrows other than official announcements, but Kyubey only loves energy.
*It doesn't matter if you haven't read Madoka. The connection between this article and Madoka is probably only the Kyubey Encyclopedia mentioned in the text.
Concept: Miracles and magic exist
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Hahahahahahahaha I'm laughing so hard, I mean, I also want hagi's underwear (shy)
Goose goose goose made me laugh to death
Persecution of qb? Yay!
This is the first time I've seen this setting in Wuhu, it's interesting! Collected wwwヽ? ??`?ノ<
Daily update! ! So interesting! ! ! It snapped and it was gone!
Hahahahahaha I laughed so hard hahahahaha
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Come on~ I really want daily updates~
Goose goose goose goose goose goose
I'm a little sad that my cat is gone and I can't write a sweet article. Orz, let me wait for two days before updating.
The canyon's swear words look a bit out of place.
Ah ah ah what is the update frequency? ! Super pretty! ! ! Modo Modo~
Is there any more updates on The Book Girl Next Door?