After order was restored in heaven and on earth, many sinful people disappeared from the Three Realms.
For a time, hell was empty, and Sariel, the social animal in heaven, felt very bored every day.
What I say every day is: boring to death.
At a friendly exchange meeting between the Greek gods and the Western Heaven, Sariel yelled that he was bored to death as usual, and then he was hit and killed by Apollo who was speeding in the sun chariot.
When Sariel woke up again, he entered an infinite game.
Sariel after entering the game: This statue of God is so fake. Michael doesn't look like this, but Satan does look like him... I fuck him for real.
At first no one paid much attention to Sariel.
Until one day, this angel held the scythe of death in one hand, the Judgment of Anubis in the other, and the Code of Hammurabi under his feet.
He looked down at everyone with a sacred and solemn look: Either go to hell or accept my judgment.
System: ... Please players complete the task as soon as possible.
Sariel smiled faintly: Don't worry, you will be next.
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Daily question: What should I do if I mess with the boss in the game?
A player who caught the attention of the Boss at the beginning replied: Be careful to abide by the rules of the game and not give the Boss any chance to kill you... Of course, if you are capable enough to defeat the Boss, then please inform the Boss of your rules.
As a chosen unlucky guy, Sariel attracted the attention of the game boss at the beginning.
In order to survive, Sariel was forced to incite the boss, saying that he had a lover who had been separated for many years, and his only wish was to find him, otherwise he would die in peace.
Ridiculous story, but Boss believed it.
However, Sariel, who had gained the trust of the Boss, soon stood up and started singing, threatening the Boss: I also want to hear a story, Lord Demon King, tell me one?
Demon King: I have a lover, I have been separated from him for many years, I miss him very much...
Sariel: This one is too vulgar. Let's change it.
Demon King: That lover is you.
Sariel: ... This is quite new.
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