If You Have a Small Snail

—[Update suspension announcement: Sorry, I feel something is not quite right as I write, and I don't know where to change it, so I can only pause it first and find the right feeling before writing~] Completed the new article "Daily Life of Matriarchal Tribe Cubs [Live Broadcast]", a daily fantasy article about primitive people~ [Copywriting] Before time travel, Yu Xian lived on the earth of modern civilization and refused to be a demon to support his younger brother. He cut off all relatives and loved ones. He ate well, drank well and kept healthy with salted fish, and waited for a happy old age. Then, she was kidnapped by an unscrupulous leader and sent to the primitive planet for a live broadcast. In less than half a month, 'Destroy humanity' became her most sincere greeting. Later, it smelled really good. A twenty-eight-year-old single woman who is a mortgage slave, once traveled through time and became a cub of a primitive matrilineal tribe. Her wise and capable grandma is the tribe leader, her dashing grandma is the hunting captain and the strongest warrior, and her handsome father is a tribal warrior and male mother who makes excellent broth. Yu Xian thought to himself: A top-notch dual-income family for primitive people, a salted fish to provide for the elderly, that's enough. Later, it smelled really good. Xianyu live broadcast for half a month. Looking at Sa Sa's mother and Han Han's father holding bowls of food saying, "Zai Zai, hungry, hungry, rice", Yu Xian collapsed: five years old, five years old, Zai Zai is only five years old! Two years after Xianyu's live broadcast. The fat new brother was fed by Yu Xian with great care, and he wanted him to inherit his ancestral business as soon as possible. She is counting her fingers every day, one year, two years, three years, she will strive to hand over the job in three years. The seven-year-old Yu Xianzi waiting for his successor: Well, tuberose, tuberose, a brother who can get up early and pour night scent, you deserve it! ... More than ten years after Xianyu's live broadcast. Yu Xian, who was once less than 1.6 Meters tall, has grown into a tribal female warrior who is 1.95 Meters tall, with streamlined muscles that are so beautiful, and a strong body that is more beautiful than a cheetah in the prairie. She can kill cattle with flying stones, fight tigers with her bare hands, and kill bears with a knife. Looking at his companions who were with him through life and death, Yu Xian thought to himself: Love smells so good. After being dealt with by the host at a good start, Tongzi fell into the trap of old age. He thought uneasily, the owner of this historical observer's diary should be satisfied, right? --------------- Regarding this article "If You Have a Little Snail", a heartless and delicious interstellar daily "food" article, the tentative copy is as follows: [Not a human 'female' perspective] Wandering into the green mountains and green waters, there was edible food everywhere, including grass, insects, and animals. It was delicious. She couldn't hold back, so she ate it and enjoyed it. She thought she was enjoying delicious food, but little did she know that the entire St. Pies Empire was in panic. The players hugged themselves and trembled: Oh my god, the NPCs in the game are eating people! [Changing Li Zi's perspective of the 'male protagonist'] The real heroine seems to be her, the imprisoned princess of the empire. Forget it, it's not bad to let the enemy cause chaos from within. This stupid panda general, this princess, is the one. [Perspective of the 'group pet' who has lost his body] The real male protagonist seems to be Long Aotian, the matryoshka doll. Forget it, even if his surname is Panda and his mental body is a pure panda, so what? Traveling to the interstellar era, the national treasure is no longer a treasure. He is just a wandering panda cub in a holographic game. Hey, hey, hey, master, please feed me~ [Hypothetical mine clearance] 1. I am a fan of interstellar fairy tales. I prefer cartoon style and all devices are private. Science and logic come and go. If it dies, please bury it on the spot. If it pretends to be dead, just treat it as dead. If you can't understand it anyway, it must have been eaten by a dog. 2. Well, I'm thinking about it, I'm thinking about it, wait a minute, I'll add more when I think about it~ Intention: Self-reliance, self-reliance, independent destiny