I heard that the god was a very cold person.
God: What do you want to eat today?
A certain dragon: Do you want to eat chicken?
God himself: Good idea, but I don't want to eat it.
I heard that the god is a god of war with unparalleled martial arts skills.
God himself: Boss... I can't unscrew the bottle cap.
A certain dragon: Be good, don't imitate the Longjing tea essence next door.
God himself: Huh? ? Am I not imitating the sickly white lotus?
A certain dragon:…………
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