Dogs that can bite jasmine flowers are really good dogs.
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Gong is a crazy critic and has no long mouth. He is either on the road of coercion or chasing his wife. When he was eighteen years old, he scolded his wife: "Shen Tou, if you dare to slap me again, you don't need your hand."
At the age of twenty-nine, he is still scolding his wife: "My bad habits haven't changed in ten years. Do you think my face is a ball?"
Thank God, he finally spoke up later: "I don't hate you, I love you. Shen Tou, I will always love you. I only have such a sincere heart. If you don't want it, then who can I give it to?"
After we got together, he seemed to be a little crazy. When he proposed to his wife, he said, "I'm not drunk, I'm very sober. If you don't agree, I'll jump off the building. No one will want me anyway."
Shen Tou: "..."
He ran to the rooftop and said drunkenly, "Shen Tou, I'm going to jump off the building."
Through the receiver, Shen Tou heard the whistling wind and felt helpless: "... Stop jumping, I'm pregnant."
Song Chuheng was dumbfounded: "Toutou, what did you say?"
"I said I was pregnant," Shen Tou said, "Are you a fool? Don't go crazy. Come down quickly and I will take you home."
Shen Tou is pregnant and wants to take him home!
The sound of rushing downstairs sounded again in the receiver.
Shen Tou: ... What should I do if my husband even threatens me with jumping off a building to propose marriage? I'm waiting online. It's very urgent!
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Infatuated mad dog vs cold and awkward
ABO, atypical forced love.
Don't ask, just ask Shuangjie.
There is no logic to this nonsense. You are tortured, you are forced to have a child, your glands are voluntarily removed, and you will be injured at any time. If you can't accept this nonsense, don't come in!
Concept: You are so cute.
Reader comments
I'll watch it again when I'm bored when I'm visiting relatives, hahahaha~
I'll watch it again when I'm bored when I'm visiting relatives, hahahaha~