Bian Yu took a job as a bodyguard for Boss Ba, and at the same time he had to pretend to be a human so as not to reveal his identity.
Bian Yu: It's too simple.
However, Bian Yu, who was unreasonable, ignorant of normality, and still strong-willed, made his boss fall into the car on his first day at work.
Because he was late, he hurried over and bumped into the side of the car door when the boss was getting into the car. He lowered his head, blushed, and held the door handle that he had just removed very apologetically and said, "It... Is broken!"
It's all because his jade stone is too hard!
Imagine if the attack would be broken? (Bushi)
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Lu Siyan was assigned a new bodyguard. The bodyguard screamed in pain even if his skin was slightly scratched by the A4 paper.
He also said that his skin is very precious and even his hair is worth thousands of gold.
She blushes easily and starts crying if she talks to him louder.
Lu Siyan was troubled: So squeamish? Who are they protecting?
Forget it, just think of it as creating jobs and contributing to society.
While Lu Siyan was disgusted, he allowed the new bodyguard to act arrogantly around him.
But by chance, Lu Siyan, who was rescued by a bodyguard who was half a head shorter than him, was being dragged away by Bian Hui.
He was recalling Bian Yu's fighting scene, as if a small fish swung its tail in the lake of his heart, and Lu Siyan was rippling.
But wait! ! ! Why do passers-by say that this handsome boy uses urea bags to carry QQ supplies, which is just trying to hide his identity? ? ?
What supplies? Him?
Lu Siyan quickly accepted this setting: He, can he?
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Bian Yu discovered that the boss had plated walnuts recently, and the closer he was to the boss, the faster the walnuts were plated, causing sparks to appear on the plate.
Bian Yu: Are you exercising your hand strength so that you can beat yourself up in shame?
In fact, it was not the case, just because Lu Siyan liked jade, and he accidentally discovered that his new bodyguard actually had skin that was better than mutton-fat white jade.
Itchy hands! It seems like I'm suffering from skin thirst syndrome.
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Later, Bian Yu was touched by Lu Siyan all night long, and someone demonstrated to him what "nothing can be done without cutting it".
He also turned it over and over again, shaping it into various shapes that he liked.
[Non-human natural stupidity vs love brain bully attack]
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Reading guide:
1. Xiaoyu is an antique and a national treasure (it is indeed very precious).
2. We, Yubao, are very diligent and often use the boss's face to disgrace us (Magic Pill Bodyguard).
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Intention: A gentleman has no reason, and the jade will never leave his body. ——"Book of Rites Tamamo"