Gou's Yibi·Five Kingdoms Spies Shou+Huiji Wushuang·Sick and Weak Attack=If you have the ability, let's use our physical strength to speak.
(King Wuxu: You can't compare to me in terms of physical strength)
My name is Wuxiang, and I am an assassin.
Originally, I was a good young man who believed in science and lived in the 21st century. I came to the strange era of the Five Kingdoms inexplicably. My companions said that I was proficient in Qinggong, swordsmanship, disguise, throwing concealed weapons, making tea, cooking, and staying up late doing human body embroidery - commonly known as the Secret Act of Spring Night.
What a coincidence, so am I.
I can parkour, dance Tai Chi sword, apply facial mask, throw away garbage, cook instant noodles and stay up late playing with my mobile phone - commonly known as the essential skills for contemporary young people lying flat.
Today's world is in ruins, and the times are calling for brave young people. So, my lord, the cunning and treacherous king of Weiguo, sent me to Wuxu as an undercover agent to find out their information.
First year undercover
Me: Lord, this king is very sick and is going to die soon. The country is in chaos. When will we send troops to capture Wuxu?
King David: Don't be hasty, just find a way to break into the enemy.
Second year undercover
Me: Lord, I have been promoted again, and I have given you the Wuxu border defense map. When will you send troops and take me back to be a marquis and prime minister?
King David: Don't be in a hurry, become King Wuxu's confidant as soon as possible, and get more important information.
Third year undercover
Me: Lord, if you don't send troops, I will become the queen...
King David: Don't be in a hurry, blow the wind on your pillow, instigate King Wuxu to rebel, and make him submit to David.
Undercover Year 5
King David: Wu Xu has already reached the royal city, why didn't you send the information over earlier! Hurry up and find a way to assassinate King Wuxu!
Me: The pigeons were roasted by me and they were very fragrant. What did you say... Ah, pigeons from other countries also flew here, just in time for a family photo.
*****
All the countries in mainland China want to dominate the world, causing the undercover industry to be crazily involved. I, an ordinary wage earner, accidentally ended up working five jobs.
Ashamed, ashamed, the one in the family has a fairer face and likes to cough up blood.
One day, King Wuxu, who was taking three breaths at a time, came to me with a secret letter: "Why do you have close contacts with the kings of the other four kingdoms?"
It goes without saying, "I am more philanthropic."
"Tonight I will teach you what is 'universal' love." Wang smiled and hid his knife.
"No, Wang, you listen to my quibbles, no, listen to my explanation..."
Ps: The third person of the text is the subject.
Purpose: Love peace
