Childhood
Me: "I want to be the general's woman!!"
Zhuma: She laughed loudly, "You want to be the general's woman?? Give him children? What a great idea!!"
Me: "I am a woman who wants to be a general!!! Not marry a general!!!"
Zhu Ma: "Then I want to be inferior to one person and superior to ten thousand people."
Me: "The chief eunuch beside the emperor is inferior to one person and superior to ten thousand people. You are more amazing than me. I am convinced..."
Zhu Ma: Angry from shame, "Don't you think more about your brain? Only the eunuch chief is inferior to one person and superior to ten thousand people?"
Me: I said carefully, "There are also apprentices of the eunuch chief??"
Zhu Ma is so angry...
My bamboo horse is unimaginable as a dog. In the capital, people hate him, so only I, his childhood sweetheart, pays attention to him, but there is no way, who calls me his childhood sweetheart?
Intention: A childhood sweetheart matches a bamboo horse, and the two children have no guesses.