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Ye Qiao, the chosen metaphysical girl, has passed through the book.
As a salty fish, even though she was extremely talented in her previous life and was begged by countless metaphysic masters to take her into their employ, she would only find it troublesome to refuse.
But who would have thought that after a sudden death, Ye Qiao would become the female cannon fodder in a popular love drama, doing all the mindless things for the male protagonist, and ended up being sent to a mental hospital.
Now the plot has just arrived at the love complex Shura field.
She looked at the original owner, the White Lotus heroine, the Green Tea heroine, who was blacklisted by the entire Internet, and the male protagonist who leaked the boss's quotes anytime and anywhere. She was so troubled that she lay down on the spot.
Beach live broadcast——
The White Lotus heroine and the Green Tea heroine took out carefully prepared swimsuits, and fans from the two families argued in the live broadcast room about who looked better in the swimsuit.
Only Ye Qiao stood out and stood out, wearing white T-shorts and lying on the beach drinking coconut juice.
The domineering male protagonist: "Woman, don't try to get my attention."
Ye Qiao looked at the color of the sky and curled his lips: "I just think it's going to rain."
Netizen: It's so funny, how can it rain on a sunny day? Is Ye Qiao unable to save her image? Is she planning to establish a black and red stupid beauty persona?
Unexpectedly, Ye Qiao picked up the beach umbrella and left calmly, leaving only everyone soaked in the water.
Scavenger hunt——
Netizen: Woc, Ye Qiao only guessed it correctly a few times. He was so aloof that he pretended not to see a bunch of intelligence boxes placed in front of him. She doesn't know how to tell fortunes, so does she really think she can open a box containing treasure information?
Result——
The White Lotus heroine opened the box that Ye Qiao bypassed, but it was empty.
The second female lead of Green Tea opened another box that was bypassed by Ye Qiao. It was empty.
The male lead, the second male, and the third male opened the boxes. The other boxes that Ye Qiao bypassed were also empty.
Everyone in the live broadcast room who was chased by the photographer was sweating profusely and panting.
Ye Qiao opened a bottle of water very calmly, picked up all the information easily, and opened the password box containing the treasure.
Who would have thought that Ye Qiao, who originally planned to take the money and leave after participating in the show, would become famous in one battle and the live broadcast room would become a hit.
A netizen hugged God's right leg and said, "I'd like to ask, can God Qiao give me a prophecy?"
Even the most beautiful female guests in the romance show appeared in front of Ye Qiao immediately.
The White Lotus heroine inserted the straw into Ye Qiao's milk tea: "Qiaoqiao, can you tell me when my right man will arrive?"
Green Tea's second female lead put a soft pillow on Ye Qiao's back: "My dear Qiao, tell me when you can become famous!"
Afterwards, the male guests were not to be outdone.
The male protagonist handed over half a piece of cut watermelon: "Woman, help me see your future with me."
The second male fan asked: "Xiao Qiaoqiao, can you catch ghosts?"
The third male blinked and looked cute: "Aqiao, I'm different from them. I want to know if you are attracted to me?"
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Ye Qiao looked at the piles of things where he was lying half-lying, turned his back silently, became even more depressed, and said, "Everyone, please believe in science."
[Reading Guide]:
①Unconventional metaphysical novel, the heroine cannot tell fortunes.
②The male protagonist in the original book is not the male protagonist in this article.
③The Lukou port is □□/.6. I changed it many times and it is really impossible to display qwq.
④ Screenshot of the copy on August 9, 2022.
Intention: Luck is in the palm of your hand.