[Elementary school student writing, please proceed with caution]
[It's a small and cool article, don't read it with your brain. If you read it with your brain, it will look like my writing is rubbish. Thank you]
"You really don't regret it"
"I will never regret it for the rest of my life"
It's the human heart that's dirty, not you
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"Teacher Wen, I have no job anymore"
"Dr. Jiang, I have a job here that is suitable for you."
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"Be my personal psychiatrist"
"Okay, will I be paid? I'm very expensive."
"No, but I am willing to sell myself."
"Okay, that's it. Let's start paying the deposit now."
Purpose: To be successful in life, you must have all the fun