Bai Mu, as a little god who made mistakes and acted like a fool, was forced to guard the auras of the four beasts left in the world as well as various cultural relics and graveyards for the Emperor of Heaven. As a result, one day he picked up a cold and dull little swordsman. The little swordsman was so good-looking that she liked him very much, so he took him as his personal bodyguard.
Apart from anything else, this girl was very interested in her own face. Bai Mu was bored in the world, so it would be interesting to recruit a girl. But one day, she had an idea, and when she was having sex with this girl, she took a look at her consciousness - she suddenly realized that this little swordsman and that bullshit Emperor were inextricably linked.
By chance, he suddenly discovered that Xiao Jianxiu was the half-amnesiac Dragon Palace master who had been stolen out of love for him. Last time, he was the culprit who took the blame for the Emperor of Heaven. This time, he was a tragic pawn. The miserable soul of the migrant worker gradually emerged, so he joined forces with Long Xiang, Ran Xiao, and Sophora japonica to start a war with the heavens. From then on, the Emperor of Heaven believed in Buddhism, and there was no more sad things like guarding the tomb.
Main character: Bai Mu (a miserable worker who seems to be strategizing but is actually being plotted every step of the way) & Mu Xiang (an innocent and simple kid on the outside, but is actually an old Qinglong who enjoys being teased by his sister with peace of mind) & mutual attacks
Deputy: Ran Xiao (the love-minded cultivator who wants to make love with the general every day) & Sophora japonica (the cold and invincible female general from heaven)
Chi (a scheming demigod who wants to have a baby snake with his wife) & Qi Ling (a tribal witch)
Sang Jia (cruel and cold killer) & Lan Sheng (brave and broken, good at poetry and calligraphy)
Fu Luo (after the sinner) & Xiao Lan (the ignorant little brat)
Intention: If you give birth to me, why give birth to my boss?