That's Not My Boyfriend, That's My Dad
不是男友那是爹
by Yu Chongqing (御渝)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 104k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 3y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Stats
Tags
- ThemeLove
- POVUnspecified
- Age18+
- Campus
- Coming of Age
- Hilarious
- Sweet Story
- Urban
Synopsis
"Help, this is so handsome!" "Oh my god, I don't have this profile anymore!" "The way Jiang Yudi sleeps is so cute!" On the early morning of the first day of school, a group of nymphomaniac girls stood at the door of Class 6, Grade 2. Wait! Among a group of young girls, there seems to be a figure who doesn't fit in well with others. The man was about 17cm tall, with clean short hair, a clear profile, and a fresh and neat school uniform that made him look boyish. But... Such a sunny boy was lying at the back door of the classroom, occupying the best position in the classroom among a group of girls and looking inside. While looking around, he murmured: "I'll go! This guy looks really good!" "The teacher is here!" Someone shouted something, and the group of people gathered at the back door immediately dispersed. The young man also slowly straightened up and walked towards the front door, but his eyes were still fixed on the person inside. "Qin Mo!" Yin Ping'an, the head teacher of Class 6, walked to the door of the classroom and shouted to the boy who was moving forward at a turtle's speed. "Hey!" Qin Mo responded and looked away. "What are you doing?! Climb so slowly!" Yin Pingan shouted. "No, it's nothing. Hey, Brother An Zi! Didn't I say that you are still my class teacher?" Qin Mo asked "What's wrong? I don't want to" "How could it be? My dear Brother An Zi, you are so handsome, graceful, graceful, upright, and perfect..." "Okay, okay, you're the only one who's poor, come in quickly, little bastard." Yin Pingan interrupted Qin Mo's rainbow fart. "Okay!" Qin Mo said and ran into the classroom. After entering the classroom, Qin Mo looked around and found that the boy next to the handsome guy was still empty. Just as he was about to walk over, he heard a call. "Brother Qin! Brother Qin! Here, here! Come and sit here!" Qin Mo followed the sound and found that it was Wang Zhe, his best friend since childhood. "Rolling, rolling, rolling," Qin Mo thought to himself, I feel so sick when I see you every day, yet I still stay next to you. He ignored Wang Zhe and walked straight to the buddy in the last row. After sitting down in his seat, Yin Ping'an also started to speak. "Hello, classmates! I am your class teacher. My surname is Yin, and my name is Yin Ping'an. You can call me Teacher Yin, or you can call me Brother An Zi like my former students. Okay! Let's start class now..." While Yin Pingan was writing on the blackboard, Qin Mo poked his buddy next to him who had just woken up. "Man, man." The guy rubbed his eyes, trying hard to drive away the sleepiness. It took him a while to wake himself up completely. He opened his eyes and saw the person in front of him clearly before asking, "What's wrong?" "My name is Qin, the Qin of Qin Shihuang, the silent Mo. What about you?" "Jiang Yudi, Jiangshui's Jiang, Yuyong's Yu, flute's flute." "Hello, hello! We will be roommates from now on, please take care of me." "Okay." The two said nothing more after saying hello. Qin Mo lay on the desk, playing with his fingers boredly, while muttering: "Jiang Yudi, Yudi, as expected, good-looking people have nice names, hehe." As he muttered, he looked at the people next to him. Jiang Yudi is indeed good-looking, and he did not become the school girl of Qingpu for nothing. Just a profile view is enough to make people stop and stare. With a clear jawline, a high bridge of nose, a pair of phoenix eyes and double eyelids that are neither wide nor narrow, it would be a pity not to be a star. Qin Mo moved slightly to the side, wanting to take a closer look. Unexpectedly, Jiang Yudi seemed to notice something. He turned his head and found that Qin Mo seemed to be moving towards him: "What... Are you doing?" "No... It's nothing." Qin Mo quickly moved back with the chair. "Help! It's too embarrassing!" He shouted crazily in his heart. But how could our brother Qin give up like this? Not even five minutes had passed before Qin Mo, who was still evil-minded, took action again. Qin Mo moved to the vicinity of Jiang Yudi as he wished. He turned his attention to Jiang Yudi again and saw a small black spot on the bridge of his nose. A closer look revealed that it was a small mole. If it weren't for Qin Mo's meticulous observation and 5.0 Vision, most people wouldn't be able to spot it. Just when Qin Mo wanted to admire Jiang Yudi's beauty again, he heard a roar: "Qin Mo! What are you doing! Did you take the notes on the blackboard?!" "Hey! I was wrong, Brother An Zi. I'll write it right away. I won't do it next time." Qin Mo hurriedly looked away and picked up the notes. "Next, let me talk about the class committee. We are already in our second year of high school, so we will no longer run for election. The class committee will be decided based on your performance last semester. Let me take a look... Jiang Yudi, you ranked first in age at the end of last semester, so study committee." "Okay" "Qin Mo! Turn your head back! What are you looking at? It's so beautiful?! Look at me!" "Hey! Okay!" "What about that? If you are good at sports, you will be the sports committee member. Do your job well and don't cause trouble!" "Okay! You can relax, I, Qin Mo, will do a good job!" "Then... Monitor Xie Yuan, Zhang Xinran for literature and art, and Wu Jiayi for discipline. That's it. Get out of class is over!" Yin Ping'an announced and packed up his things and left the classroom. "Brother Qin, brother Qin, brother Qin! How awesome! Han Chuang studied hard for eleven years, and he actually became a sports committee member!" After class, Wang Zhe jumped all the way to Qin Mo's seat. "You idiot, Brother Qin, who am I? Is it difficult to be a small sports committee member?" Qin Mo punched Wang Zhe on the shoulder. "Ah, yes, yes, Brother Qin is the best~" Wang Zhe said in a strange tone. Qin Mo saw Jiang Yudi sorting out his notes and pushed Wang Zhe out: "Go, go, go! It's so noisy, didn't you see my deskmate studying?" "Brother Qin, you are a heartless man! You like the new and hate the old, and you forget your loyalty!" Wang Zhe wailed. After pushing Wang Zhe back to his position, Wang Zhe turned around and said, "Hey, brother Qin, that guy's name is Jiang Yudi. He looks good, like a star. Aren't you that curvy? Give it a try." "Don't talk nonsense! What if I just don't like women?" "Don't you just like men? Don't worry! I will never laugh at you, brother Qin!" "You idiot, get out of here" Purpose: To express no opposition to homosexuality, resist discrimination against homosexuality, and respect everyone's views on love!
