What to Do If You Recruit Skeletons in Ancient Times [Chuoshu]

When she woke up, Chen Yuyi found that she had traveled through time and became the cannon fodder female supporting character in a book, and was about to be eaten by bandits. At this critical moment, [Wanjie Recruitment System] stepped forward and recruited the best thugs for Chen Yuyi: ——A handsome(?) Headless horseman. The bandit who was still arrogant just now staggered and collapsed on the ground: "You, you are a monster!" Chen Yuyi put her hands on her hips: "No, I am your father!" After finally escaping from the bandit village with her frail husband who was forcibly brought here, Chen Yuyi discovered that all this was at the instigation of her aunt! In order for the concubine to marry into a wealthy family instead of the original owner, the aunt not only sent servants to force the original owner to marry in the concubine's place, but also deliberately bribed the bandits to kill the original owner. In order to protect his Bai Yueguang, the scumbag father actually used the body of the original owner's mother as a threat! Daddy: "You are lucky that your identity can be used by your sister." "..." Chen Yuyi decisively lifted the table: "Back off, back off! Do you want this blessing for you?" Expelled from the family and suppressed, just when everyone thought she was going to be stepped on by her concubine, Chen Yuyi suddenly took out her golden finger: "Hey, Xiao Tong. Do you still have the headless horseman over there? Skeletons? Wrong souls? I want them all!" ... Later: In her theater of the undead, skeletons danced on the stage and zombies performed separately. It became a national treasure that the people of the Shenying Dynasty were proud of, and was even invited to the palace to perform for foreign envoys. In her animal pet pavilion, the beasts transformed into various big cats and dogs to show off their skills, which attracted the poop officials to spend huge sums of money, and also triggered the first war between cats, dogs and birds in ancient times. In her Angel Healing Center, the angels wore haloes on their heads and carried big wings on their backs to compete with the Lord of Hell. Countless powerful ministers and nobles trampled the threshold of Chen Yi's house, and sent rare treasures to each other like a stream of water. What? The scumbag father was squeezed into bankruptcy and wants to recognize his family again? My concubine's husband spends all his money in the cute beast house every day? , My aunt is seriously ill and will die soon? Facing the scumbag family who were kneeling down to beg for mercy, Chen Yuyi played with the fist-sized night pearl in her left hand, hugged her fair-skinned and beautiful virtuous husband with her right hand, and said calmly: "This is all your blessing." [Small Theater]: At first, Chen Yuyi refused the sudden arrival of her husband. She was only a baby of 3 years and 200 months. How could she enter the grave of marriage so quickly? Lin Lan lowered her eyes, her long eyelashes covering the loneliness in her eyes: "It doesn't matter, I know you were forced to marry me. Yu Niang, I will not force you to love me." Chen Yuyi stretched out her hand tentatively: "Then... Heli?" Lin Lanshi immediately coughed up a few mouthfuls of blood and took out a dagger from his arms. He closed his eyes and looked like he was at the mercy of the king: "Our Lin family is only widowed, not divorced. Just kill me and go find your true love." Chen Yuyi: "..." "Yu Niang, let's go." Lin Lanshi cried: "Sure enough, people like me only deserve to die alone and die alone in a corner." Later, Chen Yuyi sat up from the bed with soreness all over, holding the Succubus specialty energy stick in her mouth, and blew out a non-existent smoke ring: You can't be too soft-hearted! [The little sunshine who looks tough but is actually soft-hearted × the beauty who looks gentle but is paranoid and has an inferiority complex] Intention: neither humble nor arrogant, live hard