It's Already Two-Dimensional, so What If It's Abstract?

[The main article has been completed ~ After the platform is settled, a bonus bonus will be dropped ~ Abstract nonsensical and unscrupulous crazy article, click to see the wonderful daily life of the idiots. The protagonist is written as Zhen·Sick entp, pronounced as group favorite Bqueen, and the cp has been determined, which is mackerel. The ending is HE for everyone except the villain. More reading instructions are in the writing area of ​​Chapter 1. ——Copywriting—— When you traveled to the second dimension and were about to die of illness, you received a system called the "Abstract Performance Art Award". When you complete the tasks issued by the system, perform extremely abstract performance art, spread love in the world, and make the original characters and the live broadcast audience laugh and feel happy because of you, you can continue your life by doing this. You are really sick and your mental state is extremely beautiful. It is perfect for the system to find you. Then! Just let yourself go! Go crazy, talk crazy, sell swords and cause trouble, you create a world, and make everyone who meets you have a shrinking cerebellum! [When you meet white-haired DK and ball-headed DK wearing sunglasses] A. Invite Wutiao to form a two-person band with you and play "Er Quan Ying Yue" on the erhu B. Cut off Xia You's weird bangs, wrap them in bread crumbs and fry them, and make the kid next door cry. C. Give Xia You a bright hairstyle designated by the teacher for the Children's Day cultural performance on Children's Day. [When you bump into PortMafia catching a white tiger in an alley in Yokohama] A. Crawling all over the floor, crying and begging him not to fight. B. Sneered and said to Ryūsuke Akutagawa, "You have food on your teeth." C. Use "OneLastKiss" as the soundtrack and lead Nakajima to escape. [When Mori ●wai refuses to give you a salary increase when you just started working part-time] A. Teamed up with a well-meaning Muscovite to blow up PortMafia B. Contact a mackerel who has defected and help him seize the leadership position C. Holding back tears, he turned around and left, and hanged himself in the office outside the forest that night. [When you meet the strong man covered in tendons and restraints] A. Say to him: "Bodhisattva, touch it for me." B. Said to him: "Mother, suck it for me." C. Part of it was coolness, part of it was ridicule, and part of it was nonchalantly saying to him: "Oh, you little dog." You're really just being yourself and going crazy. But gradually, you make more and more good friends, and the people infected by you join you in going crazy and wreaking havoc everywhere. Looking at the magicians and superpowers you misled, the senior officials from all walks of life shed tears silently. The executives don't understand why so many big bosses favor you, a lunatic, and think that you with the face of a villain are the villain and you will destroy the world. Friends who think you are an invincible and annoying person, but who also like you are invincible: ... Since we can't defeat this strongest bitch in history, we can only join her team. You: (O. O) I am just a crazy little girl~ Purpose: Pursue a colorful and interesting life