My name is Sawada Tsunayoshi, and I am an ordinary social creature.
I was blinded by fairy tales when I was young, and I once made a wish to have a fairy godmother who is unique to me, but unfortunately, fairy tales are all lies.
From the age of three to twenty, my fairy godmother never showed up.
Today's biggest dream is to marry a goddess and have two children every year.
At the age of twenty this year, I am already a mature adult, so it must not be true to win a fairy godmother in a lottery!
And why is the fairy godmother a pineapple head! ! !
Fairy Godmother: You woke me up, so you should be responsible for me, right?
Me: Who is responsible——
I looked at the 40-meter-long sword in the fairy godmother's hand and shut up obediently. I hesitated and said, "Yes, yes, yes, everything you said is right."
Fairy Godmother: I also have to offer ten pieces of chocolate every day!
Me: No matter how much you say, ten yuan is too much! I can't even bear to buy it for ten yuan!
The fairy godmother sneered: Ha, you are really useless if you can't even do this!
I must reiterate again, fairy tales are lies! Whose fairy godmother is not only male, but also very lazy and full of kufufufu!
Ever since the lottery drew a fairy godmother, my life has been transformed like never before.
Why do more and more strange people suddenly appear and want me to be an idol? !
I, Sawada Tsunayoshi, will never become a douchebag!
... It smells so good (looking at the 40-meter sword, I couldn't help but choke)
[Note: ooc warning, cp undetermined
In the entertainment industry, there are flames and fat duck settings.
As a prank, this article is purely for entertainment purposes]
Intention: Speak out your love
