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The system said: "Being misunderstood is the fate of a beautiful woman, and being criticized is the normal state of a beautiful woman. People in the world often say that a peerless beauty is an embellishment of a prosperous age, but the bane of a troubled world. Therefore, there are ignorant people who often put the blame on beauties. How can you blame Qingqing when you miss her?"
Now that they say so.
Well, I want you to prove it to them.
Grand ambitions and hegemony are ultimately inferior to beautiful women who can overwhelm the country!
Shangqing Tongtian: "..."
Did you find the wrong person? ?
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It is said that the lich can't measure up to the calamity of the saint with a smile.
Honghuang was in awe and awarded him the first Honghuang Beauty Cup Peace Prize.
Tongtian: No, are you serious?
It is said that the saint's sword Qingping was so confused by the saint's appearance that she did not hesitate to turn into a human form on the spot, but the saint angrily said: "Change back to me!"
Tongtian: I'll pay a lot of money for the sword. Thank you. I just want the sword.
It is said that Yuanshi Tianzun pointed the sword at his own heart, unwilling to fight against the saint, and swore an oath on the spot that he would rather die than split the Three Pure Ones!
Tongtian: Brother, you are ooc. Brother, brother, do you know what ooc means? What a ruthless person you were before, do you remember, brother?
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Tongtian (despair): Can this prehistoric period be better? !
Probably, maybe, maybe, it won't get better =v=
Notes: 1. A sand sculpture and a heartthrob, he was forced to rely on his reputation to make a living in the ancient times.
2. Never be serious when abstract, and often abstract when serious.
3. CP: Yuanshi X Tongtian
Purpose: World peace.
