[Note: This article may be very outrageous, the author just wrote it by Tu Yile]
Lightning protection: 1. Gong's original body is an elevator, and he can change his body and elevator body at any time.
2. The writing style may be average
3. The furniture, appliances and other things at home are all self-aware.
4. Shou is a brainless fool
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Yu Ling is a resentful office worker. With a salary of 3,000 yuan, it is difficult for him to rent a house. One day he noticed an app on his phone that he had never seen before. Judging from the name, it seemed to be for shopping.
Thinking about the money in the card, he wiped tears in his heart and long pressed the software to delete it. But there is no delete button on the interface, so it took a lot of effort to delete it. He had no choice but to give up and let the software that looked like Soft Girl Coin stay.
That night he couldn't help himself and opened the software. I don't know if I don't open it, but I'll be shocked when I open it.
This is simply a paradise for injustices like him! !
Look at the clothes inside, none of them cost more than 10 yuan. Look at the electronic products inside, none of them cost more than 100 yuan.
The moment he saw the house, his eyes widened. The house has such a nice floor plan and land area! It turns out! The total price is only! 1000! It's still a gift of home appliances!
Although the things here were very to his liking, he still cautiously contacted customer service, and then moved in.
A brainless person like Yu Ling didn't think too much. He just thought that this apartment was worth it!
He bought many things from the software, and the total price did not exceed his salary. The items were delivered to his door the next day and the items were brand new and without any problems.
This is such a good bargain! !
But after living there for a while, this brainless man felt a lot of strange things.
This cutting board... Why does it feel so oozing to the touch?
This table... Why does it feel like it can talk?
This chair... Why does it fall apart as soon as the gas is released?
Until one morning, when he was about to be late, he shuttled back and forth between the elevator and the door of his home several times. When he confirmed for the nth time that there was nothing at home that he needed to go back to, a handsome guy appeared naked in front of him, and the elevator disappeared inexplicably.
Yu Ling: ... Is it 110? There are perverts here and they even stole my elevator.
Intention: Tu Yile
