The Pretty Kid Also Wants a Promotion and a Raise in Salary

Copywriting: Nian Nian is a kid, a management trainee ghost who has just signed a labor contract. He has to rotate through different positions before he can be promoted to the middle management of the ghost company. The big ghost brother who takes him is an old employee with 30 years of working experience. On the first day after taking office every year, Big Ghost Brother said to him sincerely: "Human beings are very cunning. They will do anything to hinder our work, so you have to use strategies to deal with them." Every year he nodded with a learned look on his face! * Tonight is the first day of work every year. He is nervous, excited, and a little scared. His first position was as a bed press. In order to complete the job, he came to the target's room early. At three o'clock in the morning, he huddled in the corner of the dark room, staring blankly at the person lying on the bed, watching videos on his mobile phone, and thought pitifully: When will this person go to sleep? Don't stay up, don't stay up, if you don't finish the work tonight, your performance will be deducted, woo woo woo. Later, Nian Nian couldn't stand humans staying up late every day. With tears in his eyes, he asked the ghost leader for a transfer, and then he was sent to work as a ghost to break walls. At four o'clock in the morning, Niannian squatted on the side of the road, holding his little chin and looking at the popular food stalls on the street with a sad face. He hugged his knees with tears in his eyes, thinking that he might not be able to complete the work again, whimpering. * Nian Nian finally caught a person on a desolate road and was ready to show off his skills, but found that something was wrong with this person! Hao Gan looked at the thin figure hiding next to the small tree, curled up the corner of his mouth, and pretended not to know how to walk into the kid's trap. With a 'clang' sound, Nian Nian was caught and put into a small broken bottle. Every year:? The coward who worked hard to complete the KPI was attacked by the ghost-catching master who secretly let go #: "Ah, yes, yes, when I sign this business, I will marry you a sister-in-law!" Note: 1.+1V1; 2.+ It's not scary, the content about ghosts and gods is all fictitious, please don't take it seriously; 3.+Sweet text The copy was written on August 18, 2022. Intention: Live seriously and work hard to make progress