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Paius opened his eyes and found himself lying in a strange place. He had clearly participated in the war between gods in the concave and convex world before. He opened the door and stood in front of him a human several heads shorter than himself.
"Mortal, where is this?"
"Are you awake? When you wake up, come over and help me grind coffee beans."
His violent temper came, and no one had ever dared to order him like this, let alone a mortal. His red eyes were scarlet, glowing with a dark and cold light.
"You're looking for death."
Then he discovered that the Yuanli weapon could not be summoned.
Only thin Yuanli.
Paius:?
Customer: "Manager, please refill the latte."
The boy nodded, and then said to the irritable red-haired shark: "Why don't you grind the coffee beans?"
Pier Shark: What are coffee beans?
…
"Explanation?" The young man looked at the mess.
The culprit was lying on the sofa, writing casually, then pointed at the boy and threw it like a javelin: "No hiding."
Then the pen stopped in the air and the boy held it.
"That's not polite. I should have known I wouldn't have chosen you."
"?!"
…
Pier Shark: "Hey, why is there a cabbage in the store?"
Bao Caitou: "Why is this dangerous person here?"
The store manager glanced at the order and put the drink on the tray: "No. 31."
Pier Shark: "Tsk, trouble."
Zander saw a certain shark carrying something out with a stinking face.
Bao Caitou was frightened.
…
There is a coffee shop in a familiar street, but this shop is very strange.
The store manager is a teenager.
There is a handsome guy in the store who has a bad temper and likes to spin pens and often offends people. There is also a handsome guy who is so green that he looks like a bag of vegetables.
Under the influence of Article 2, the business in the store is extremely booming, but there are always strange customers.
The passerby was curious, so he opened the door and went in to apologize for bumping into someone. When he looked up, he saw a dragon burning the fox's butt on a small fire.
"Break the vase that the store manager likes and give you braised pork!"
"Alas! Paius is not allowed to threaten guests with a spoon!"
"Please work hard, Bao Caitou! No fishing is allowed!"
"What are you looking at? Have you never seen a dragon?!"
The passers-by were so frightened that they shook their heads and said, "I've never seen that before."
…
"Xander, we have a delivery order."
"Ah? I can't fly now, you want me to walk?"
The young man thought for a moment: "Little electric donkey?"
"I am such a smart, chic and elegant angel, and you actually let me ride an electric donkey to deliver food!? Do you have an electric donkey!?"
The young man frowned, as if this was the truth.
A few minutes later——
A video leaked on the Internet, showing a cabbage flying in the sky on a sword, holding milk tea and coffee in its hand.
…
"I'm just here for a trip, why has your world become like this?"
——Elaine plays games.
"Then I'm leaving. Goodbye."
——Don't leave. If you open a store, I'll give you the employees.
The young man stared at the ball of light in front of him.
"Give me rags?"
——It's trivial to you.
The young man thought and ignored the light group.
"Then let's do this."
——Can I know why?
"It wants to live."
[Note on food articles]
▼The writing madman.
▼The store manager has no name and is at the top of the food chain.
▼There are some elements of a comprehensive comic, but not much. It mainly tells the story of the bump and the bump in the "peaceful" world and the coffee shop. Do not participate in the confrontation between the various characters and forces. The store is the balance point, so comparison of combat power is prohibited!
▼The setting is a hodgepodge world where anything is possible.
▼Why Paius and Xander? Because the author likes them and wants to see them being manipulated ( ' - ' * ), so there is persecution and preference.
▼OOC can range from fish/mines to nuclear/bombs. Don't come in if you don't like it
▼The store is not an ordinary store, so there is no scientific logic.
Intention: Be free and enjoy life