[I feel something is wrong in my hand. I have sorted out the outline several times but it still doesn't make sense. I will solve it after Jinjiang can solve v in three months]
Copywriting of this article:
A few years ago, Li Yao traveled to Teyvat.
A few years later, after completing her trip to seven countries, she felt homesick.
But the will of the world refuses to let her leave unless she first goes to other derived worlds to collect enough "protagonist halo" to allow her to maintain world operations after leaving Teyvat.
So, Li Yao embarked on a new journey with her traveling companions.
(The order of copywriting has nothing to do with the order of text!)
1.
In the world of "Fengshen", Xiaogong's arrows are all in vain, lighting fireworks on the battlefield between gods and demons, and stealing the show.
Later generations called him: Namo Gatling Bodhisattva.
2.
In the world of "Journey to the West", just when the Jade Emperor was helpless against Sun Wukong, lightning suddenly thundered in the sky.
The goddess in purple fell down and looked around: "This court is inefficient."
Jade Emperor: "?"
"The light of the sword is like mine, cutting off everything!"
Sun Wukong was stunned when he saw Keqing chop down the throne:
"The age of gods has passed, and now is the age of humans! You want to be the Monkey King. As long as you are capable enough, you will be the Monkey King in name and in reality!"
3.
In the world of "Shuo Tang", Li Yuan suffered from the overwhelming power of the Turks and had to sign an alliance with them. That night, there was a roaring sound in Prince Qin's palace. The next morning, Li Shimin, with two dark circles under his eyes, hugged a few small red balls and was ecstatic: "Father! A prodigy from heaven, give me the recipe for explosives in the Tang Dynasty!"
He wants to take this treasure to the northern grasslands!
4.
In "Les Misérables", Jean Valjean revealed his identity as a fugitive in front of Javert for the sake of conscience, and was about to abscond again when a girl with horns suddenly appeared beside him.
"Old man, please be patient."
She blocked Javert's attack on her own: "The best lawyer in Liyue Port, Yan Fei, is here. This defense is free."
5.
London in the nineteenth century.
A determined smile appeared on Holmes's face. He turned around and looked in the direction of the crowd: "Ladies, sir—"
The red-haired boy with double moles next to him said: "The murderer is xx"
Holmes: "...?"
Watson: Now Sherlock has something to do.
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All goodwill will eventually cross the universe and return home together.
Lightning protection:
1. Contains a large number of private settings, Fengshen-Journey to the West is partial to the sect, but it also follows the line of "red lotus, white lotus root and green lotus leaf, the three sects were originally one family"
2. Every time you travel to a different world, there are at least two people (one protagonist and one travel companion), so you will switch perspectives more frequently.
3. The waistcoat is Schrödinger's waistcoat. It is sometimes worn and sometimes not worn.
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[Advance receipt] Make games in Teyvat and become the richest man
Thanks to the famous Mr. Dolly, as Dolly's best friend who grew up together, Alia's life dream is exactly the same as hers:
Become the richest man in Teyvat.
But by the time she turned eighteen, Dolly was already extremely wealthy and even began to prepare for the construction of Casa Zale Palace, but Alia had not yet been able to find her own way to make a fortune.
It wasn't until one day that the rumor that a yellow-haired man defeated the dragon and saved Mondstadt was published on the headlines of the Steam Bird Newspaper. Alia, who was in Sumeru, remembered: Oh! It turns out that I am a time traveler! I actually wore it all the way to Teyvat!
Alya, a heavy game dependant: Is there any ideal and ideal situation that advocates making high money than promoting the Ninth Art to the entire Teyvat?
No, it doesn't exist (Knowing Wang Gesture. Jpg)
Even Xumi's Void Terminal is the best carrier for the game!
Unfortunately, the Order Council would not allow her to "blaspheme" the Void System in this way, so Alia ran away from home resolutely, joined the team of travelers, and brought the "walking Seven Kingdoms Problem Solving Machine" back to Sumeru, overthrew the Order Council rule, and with the help of Little Lucky Grass King, transformed the Void System into a new era of consciousness Internet that does not rely on the existence of dreams.
Just three months later:
The last CEO of the Fools is addicted to the dress-up game. He sets the main controller in the game to be his younger brothers and sisters. He buys one set of clothes and can be called a krypton gold boss.
However, its aesthetics are really weird. The pink boy is equipped with cyberpunk style mechanical boots, and the level score is always hovering at C, which is a serious problem.
Wendy even gave up her job as a singer in the bar. She pushed the music game level to the end overnight and now has begun to design all kinds of rare and outrageous music charts. Currently, the forums under the music game community are filled with mourners:
Can you please beg the boss whose nickname is [Hey] to stop releasing charts that break the hand? My fingers are already twisted into Liyue knots!
As for the emperor... Zhongli, what are you doing, Zhongli!
Please don't be like an empty nester and stare at your "traveling" all day long. Is Lan Naluo Goose writing you a letter?
Even the Summons of the Seven Saints, which was popular in the Teyvat continent, came to see the business opportunities and invited Alia to become the agent of the Summons of the Seven Saints in the void.
So, the next day, the Disciplinary Officer and the Forest Patrol Officer both went to work with dark circles under their eyes.
Don't ask, just ask online and play cards online for a whole night!
Alia finally made a lot of money. She and Dolly high-fived each other happily and smiled at each other: "My mola is mine, and their mola is still mine."
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Advance CollectionEscape from Teyvat overnight
Copywriting
As a doujin artist, I have drawn many secondary creations for "Genshin Impact".
For example, the Seese boy band maid series;
For example, the entire cat sculpture of the cute wind boy;
Another example is the Sex Transformation Rock King Dijun dancing to the Egyptian Shake (I don't believe no one wants to watch this);
…
I don't regret falling into the pit of Genshin Impact.
But when I fainted one day due to staying up late, and when I woke up, I found that I had traveled to Teyvat, and the secondary creations I had drawn actually came true in the world of Teyvat - I silently covered my vest.
Treasure, you must not drop it.
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After traveling to Teyvat, I had to start working in order to survive.
My first job was as a maid at Dawn Winery.
I loved this job, until one day I saw Diluc wearing a Catwoman suit and visiting a winery at night.
He, my boss, is carrying a kitten with a face.
I closed my eyes and remembered that this was the first fanart I drew when I first entered the game.
I understand.
Not wanting to be "sentenced here", I fled Chenxi Winery overnight.
My second job was as a trainee urban management officer in Mondstadt.
I liked this job very much, until one day, I saw Wendy singing in public, and suddenly a green light flashed, and her clothes turned into a maid outfit.
My fingers were trembling: This maid outfit looked so familiar to me. I read a lot of information in order to design it!
In order to avoid "Don't even think about reincarnation", I fled Mondstadt overnight.
My third job was as Albedo's experimental assistant.
I liked this job very much, until one day, I saw Abedo coming back from outside, actually wearing black silk stockings.
My blood is boiling: Teacher Abedo's beautiful legs, prprpr——
I also painted the black silk Albedo.
I don't want to try "this is the moment of birth" and escape from Longji Snow Mountain overnight.
My fourth job was as a waiter at Wangshu Inn.
I liked this job very much, until one day, the young immortal who had seen the dragon had no head or tail, blushed and covered the newly grown cat tail on his back.
I was completely numb: As for the cat sculpture Mandrill, I drew a series of eight pictures!
I didn't want to be praised for how beautiful the He Puyuan on my head was, so I fled Wangshu Inn overnight.
After that, they are Zhongli in a divine costume, Dadalia, a pole dancer in a singing costume, Ayato the mermaid Kamisato, Seno, a desert dancer, and Elhaysen, the skin of the gilded brigade...
Me: "..."
Got it, fled Teyvat overnight.
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The text is in third person.
The alias of this article is "The fan's big hands are trying to cover the vest"
Intention: Everyone is for me, I am for everyone
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