You Are the Worst Protagonist I Have Ever Had

The full text costs three yuan~ Pre-collection of "After the Bully Catches the Good Guy System" Preview of "The top voice actor is also being personified today" Completed "The Holy Son is doing trouble again today [Western Fantasy]" The text of this article is as follows (you can read mine clearance first): Qian Zhou is an NPC. As an ordinary worker in the world, he lives a comfortable life with a script. Until a fool named Yan Heng broke into his life, his good days were over. Yan Heng took away his script, went to his house to eat and drink, and even drove away the girlfriend to whom the script was assigned. Qian Zhou: I heard that you ran away with your fiancée to oppose arranged marriage? Yan Heng: Yes. Qian Zhou: Even if you raised your fiancée to be your junior sister, why are you driving my girlfriend away now? Yan Heng: ... Then I will compensate you for myself? Qian Zhou: It's not impossible. Later, Qian Zhou discovered that this fool who used his middle finger to release spiritual power was actually the protagonist of a certain martial arts world, and was entrusted by the world to bring a partner back to save the world. Qian Zhou: Why is your world destroyed? Yan Heng: Because I don't want to marry the daughter of the martial arts leader, the plot can't go on. Qian Zhou: ... Then what's the use of taking me back? Press your head and worship the heaven and earth with the bride? Yan Heng: As a surrogate bride, and me - why did you hit me? Later, Qian Zhou discovered that there seemed to be many strange things mixed into his world. Superpowers, vampires, beast masters... Even Yan Heng's masters and disciples came with their sects. And their common mission is to strangle Yan Heng. Person with superpowers: Unexpectedly, you are not the only one with superpowers! Yan Heng rewarded each of them with a big cock bag, but he was disappointed: You are more difficult to teach than my junior brother. Vampire: Man, your blood smells sweet. Yan Heng punched the person and the glass downstairs, and said coldly: harassment, calling the police. People who eat melons: Why do you look so useless? Qian Zhou: How come? Have you ever heard of the story of the princess and the knight? People who eat melons: You mean, you are a princess and he protects you? Qian Zhou: No, I am the knight's follower. How can the knight win the princess's heart if his lackey steals the spotlight? Yan Heng: Qian Zhou, go home. Qian Zhou: Oh. Manager: I'm keeping you out of the limelight and stealing the knight's heart! Highlights: 1. Complain about the pseudo-straight male NPC attacking x. His single brain circuit is unique due to his strength. Qian Zhou x Yan Heng. Idiot couples have more fun. 2. All complaints in the article are not directed at other authors and other articles. There are some routines that I also like to use. 3. There are all kinds of weird and weird supporting character CPs. Those with low expectations, those with mysophobia, and babies with only one sexual orientation should be careful not to enter! Not suitable for extreme party control readers. 4. All plots are for (not funny) comedy and jokes, do not take them seriously. 5. Gong and the girlfriend assigned in the script have never been together, and there is no relationship beyond friendship. Shou and his junior sister feel the same way. * Recommended pre-collection of "After the Bully Catches the Good Guy System" (Gentle Scum Attack x Inferior Wolf Dog Shou) After a catastrophe, one-tenth of the human race ascended to godhood, while the remaining nine-tenths of the unlucky ones were forced to stay in the lower world and survive ten years of trials. As a legendary figure who has won laurels in trials for decades but still stays in the lower world, Jiang You was approached by the "good guy system". As a result, Jiang You was forced to embark on a long journey to practice contemporary morality, and was entangled by a cold-faced little bastard whom he hadn't seen in several years. Encountering a bully on the road who robbed resources, he kicked over the special seafood porridge that Jiang You spent all afternoon making, and almost splashed Xia Yinliu all over him. The veins on Jiang You's forehead popped out, and he smiled and gave the bully a slap in the face: Don't waste food. System Reading: We must convince people with virtue, not by beating or killing them. Jiang You was stepped into the ground by the bully and couldn't dig it out: martial virtue is also virtue. System: ... That's right, you go ahead and fight. Bully:? Xia Yinliu received a family mission and came to the lower world to become the "good guy system" to restrain the evil murderer Jiang You. The world only knows that Xia Yinliu, the young master of the Xia family in the upper realm, is a man of few words and a master of magic with a heavy sword. However, few people know that his silence, his love and his hatred all come from one person. Xia Yinliu hated Jiang You so much that he could not bear to see Jiang You trampled into the mud. So while causing trouble for Jiang You, he also lied about the military situation to his family. It was very tiring, but he was very happy doing things. Until one day, Jiang You covered Xia Yinliu and nibbled the tip of his ear punitively: What on earth do you want to do, little bastard? Xia Yin was speechless and didn't say a word no matter how much Jiang You tried. The next morning, Xia Yinliu woke up with a sore back and met Jiang You's eyes. Jiang You shook the lit communication interface and gave a sarcastic smile: Have you slept enough, system? Motto: Don't stick to the rules.